Live from Emo Dojo
Live from Emo Dojo

Episode · 8 months ago

Signal Jams Takeover: All the fuckery you can tolerate in a single podcast.

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

  • WandaVision (Disney+)
  • Coming 2 America (Amazon Prime)
  • Dave Lombardo
  • NFTs
  • Persona (HBOMax)
  • Personality Tests (Myers-Briggs, Big5)
  • Kroger’s, McDonald’s, Dunkin Donuts
  • Pee Wee Herman Reveals Will Arnett’s Line Stealing in A Dream
  • Worse Astrology Signs to Date
  • Laugh, Love, Fuck
  • Girlvert (book)
  • Gary’s Pizza Encounter
  • Manipulative Beggars in Ice Storms 

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Sayn Youre saying this was the finaleepisode that they yeah have won division. I don't get the last twentyminutes, I'm like what it's dude. It's that whole Disneymarvel thing of. Just Hey. You know everything we're going to do is goingto be a movie now. What part of the universe yeah it's like all right! I guess, if you kitties likeit, so be it it's not not made for us whatelsewaokay, then T en. Then then,Oh dude, I can give you an interesting oway Le Finish that thought. COMINGTOAmerica t didn't make the last twenty minutes didn't make much sense either.I'm like I was having fun I'm like what they're trying to make sense of thisstory and all of a sudden it doesn't make sense, and then I'm like am I highthid? I have a hard week. I don't think I had a hard week and I'm like how comeeverything wis confusing today the Wan Division ending was confusing thet lastending of coming to America. Confused me now, the way coming to America wasthe beginning. Was the funniest and it just slowly just tapered off and then,when it got into that area, I think where it was. The Sun was hooking up with the checkand see. I can never remember this. The characters way too many characters. Forme, too, I'm like how many fucking subplots do we got going on here. A fewpeople right and- and you can tell that it was fun- I jus spent e disbelief inorder to make it through all the way and just kind of go. Where are theygoing with this weirdness right right? Yeah, you realize Youre Ninety minutesand it's like. Oh, we haven't really done much, but it was nostalgic. I'mlike okay. I, like the nostalgia I like the set ups for each of the cheesyjokes, I'm a fan of cheesy jokes done well by Eddie Murphy and company. Thatwas fucking cool and I thought every time Wesley Snipes entered the picture.I'm just like this guy steals the scenes. fucking little dance moves whenhe comes in he's kind of Flamy and he's and he's head of a country called NixDoria. Yeah was really clever. Nat Story Anof that because that could beanywhere too, and he plays a awesome like Central American fucking warlord,like that's a perfect role for him, but he was like a Queen Yeah I' like that. What happened inprison Wesley, really, the God damn dude the Black Women inthat movie or just gorgeous fuck, all all the daughters fucking? I was justlike God, Damn Yeah Yeah, all of them s see the thing I watch, even even theoriginal Queen. You Know Oh yeah. No, I always thought she was hot. It's Iforgot her name. She was in a bunch of movies back in the day. Well, chick check this out when Irevisited the first coming to America last week I was just like, Oh God, thisis still s. it's like I do not like the es movies that have that ades feel tothem. It's just. It just brings back cheese to me. Wait hold on hold on now,but what we did a whole episode that all re upload here on John Hughes he'sa s guy. So what what's the difference so like? Is there a good tes and a bads? Yes, othere there is a cheesy s in then there's the John Heves S, ThetJohn Hughes. s doesn't have all the I would call it stupid cliche. You knowwhat I mean. There's just so much cliche in s early s especially comedyand action, you can tell just bad riding really it's either bad writing or thedirection to, and, of course, the soundtrack I mean. A lot of the s yeahlike through popular music is just I yeah my liway conversations with meabout the S Du. The Es were the best I was like: No, they weren't man. Theonly good thing about the EIHTS, at least for me, was the whole birth ofthe thrash movement, just because it went so against that cheesy S, MiamiVice fucking, flashy, Keyboarde, just yeah the flock of Sea Gulls vibe. I dolike the s I like the s for the variety and because of my age during the s like.That was the time where I was like growing and filling my brain with allkinds of new shit, so we did have for sure tons of great both classic rockthe current hard rock at the time was awesome. Probably some of the best hardrock ever came from the S and then y the early s, though, because rightAroun eigh our eighty FIV. No eighty five, a eighty six went glamy. Well,that's when I say the changing of the guard happened: That's when metallicasmaster puppets came out and just completely changed the whole. We hadoptions: New Wave of bridges, heavy...

...metal came out, thrash formed and thenGlam Glam formed. So we had all these like Whoa pick a fucking drive dude,because you can't be in all three of these really at the same time rightpick a lane, especially glam. That was funny because back in the day you couldyou had to pick punkor metal, but at some point you had to not pick Glam.There was a certain group that picked Glam and others of us just stayed onthe rest of the periphery and the one that bridged the gap was guns and rosesh the appetite for destruction that came out in eight seven and eightyeight somewhere round there. That was the only record that kind of bridge thegap between what La Street you know. Sleezy glamrock is mixed with just thisfucking good hard swing and rock and roll Alla Arrowsmith kind of vibe to it.Yeah that, in hindsight, what a concoction that ended up being I'm justthinking of all the players in that lineup of guns and roses, man back whenAdler prestroke had the fucking groove swing, yeah hellyouoways, like him dude,no one nope man- I don't want SARS. No one plays like las yeah. Laures has aweird lean forward. Sound to me, he kind of leans into it. He's not laidback is the opposite. He pushes into it yeah, but you're right. No one playslike that because it's very unique to the way he well he's got a push againstJames, so james is so powerful. It's like. I got a yes like this dude'sgoing to come up with these rifs. I got Ta Fucking Smash, my drug yeah he'sstanding over me. hery comes again inthe picture and just injects thisCuban Latin beautiful fucking influence in the slayer so smooth like hyperfastflare right that hold the fluidity of a day of Lombardo back in the day mangood times good times. He still has it dude. All I got to tell you I did this. I did this large trade with a buddy ofmine in Philadelphia. You know he was on the boot like cowboys doc. He sent me a five terrabite drive fullof like all his shows ceand. Then I took all that all all those shows putthem on a terrabite drive. I bought use that terrabite driveind filled it upwith all the shit. He wanted from me. Well Long Story Short: He filmed themisfits when they did the reunion in two thousand and nineteenwith dancing and lebarrows on drums holy fuck dud. Does he make the misfitswiing so much better? Oh, my God, Yeah Yeah. I bet it's fucking amazing. I wasjust watching this shit going fuck me, that's fucking them! I wish Isaw it. I really wish I had an opportunity to Oakland, but I missed we well Bama. Could a would a Shoulda fucking, a Lom parls always been one of myfavorites mine too man. That's why I I was sojazzed when I was invited down to testaments rehearsal studio in ninetyeight when they were recording the gathering, because you know about thatright that he was playing with testament one record uhhuh. Well, wegot invited to the studio. This is when I was working for tales from the pitand Labarda was down there and they played us like two songs and they said:Hey Yeah, you can film it as like dude right next to Tlem, like literally likefucking, inches away from him, and just I'm I'm just amazed. Splashing aboundthose skins holy fuck. Let me think about this right. Maybe you could besitting on a gold mine and you didn't know it are you? Are you familiar withthe term nft? No, what is it? Okay? I thought it wassomething like nonfundable transfer or something like that. I think it is orused to be it's a banking term, but it's the term now is not a banking term.It's non fungible token head. I don't even know what fungiblemeans and I'm pretty smart probably could have looked it up, but it's a nonnonfungable token. So long and short of it is people are making these one of akind digital pieces. Let's call them a piece of art like a digital. Maybe whatI've seen is an example is a your favorite basketball player scoresa winning shot. Well, yeah. They have a bit coin, not a bit coin. I'm sorry a blockchain!They have a provable way to know where that came from and to know that you now own that fivesecond clip of Steph Curry, making a three pointer winning the game. Now you own that, of course everybodyelse could look at it. You own it like! That's? U I'm, like that's stupid. How stupid is it? Well, some artistmade a digital like a digital animated gift file of some ship right sold it...

...for like sixty fivethousand dollarsabout a year ago, shh, okay! Well, that fucking thing is worth like six point:six million dollars right now, I'm like how I'm like what the Fuckis going onpeople are like owning stuff that doesn't exist. Okay, this sounds likethe whole fine art thing where it's just like some people can determine. Oh,this is worth this amount because I say so because I have the money. I have thepower, you know what I mean. I know what you're saying, but the proponents of of nft's would counter that this is the opposite. They actually know that only one ofthose originals exists and they've proven where it came from digitally andthey've also proven who paid for it and owns it now. Well, I've always understood that I amsitting on a rock and roll history. You know type goal. Mine Kay will think Iut this on right. I do know that so say you cant hold on Sa before you do that.Let me let me just finish this thought really quickly. Now I have that DaveLambardo thing on my page on my youtube channel and it gets massive hits. Soit's out there in the Youtube Brom I mean that whole Youtube channel has allpretty much most of my my shots, sure doesn't matter. So I look at that aslike. Okay, because I get contacted periodicallyfrom collectors dude, you got a fucking nft that thing I'm telling you okay. Well again. Let me finish thispart, and then you can continue one with the nft thing, because Iunderstand where you're going with this. So I was looking at the Youtube channelthat I have right now as away where people can look at it, enjoy it likethey're, going to an art gallery right. You know there are those collectors outthere that just like. Well, I got to have the master, you know so this guycontacts me and we get into an email conversation.He said, Look Dude, here's aw! I look at my stuff. You can watch it for freeon Youtube or, if you want to own the master channel, you can make a donation,because this is what I call fine art and, if you're a collector of fine art,you got to pay the price a little bit and they were willing to pay the priceContinu on with you with your Nft, or did they pay the price? What you meannow that they have the master if they cut that up and turned it into NFTS,it's blocktained back to them as the owners. Oh I'm sure some of that stuff hasprobably happened. This don't know the nft thing is really new, but anythingthat you've shot en. So here's the interesting question, though, say youshot the beasty boys at the Oakland Cal sm, or something like that right sure.So, just like the NBA filmed steph curry, making ashot, and somebody else gathered that andturned it into an NFT. I think you gathering the beasty boys makes it yourvideo. You know what I mean you made that original video how you got it does't matter that it's them performing copyrighted material. That doesn'tmatter either they can still perform copyrightif material. But that momentin time that you captured is something that you can create a nft out of HMM and it's blockchain back to you,you're the originator and so yeah. You can continue sharingit. In fact, sharing. It helps because, remember like say the van go thatthing's worth the fortune. Why? Because it's been knocked off an IT's in everyprince, plus an every God, damn all because everybody's seen it you couldbuy it. Nd put it on your wall for cheap, but the original gets more andmore and more more valuable. So I think there's a way, so you coul turn a lotof original shit into stuff that is like blockchained right back to boot,Lake cowboys, interesting fuck yeah. It's you make it sound easy, but somethingtells me because it's technology, it's going to fucking, run over my head. It sounded it sounds like it could, butthere are definitely websites that exist already that make the wholeprocess super easy, yeah and I'm sure some of those collectors that did maketheir donations. That's what I call it donations, maybe way ahead of the game on me onthat, but they're not contacting me for everything, they're looking for certainbands, yeah so yeah. I know that makes sense to me: They'R, probably bandcollectors, but moving forward. Remember that any fucking momentaryclip even a five second clip that happens to be the best five seconds ofthe whole five hour tape. I that five seconds clipped out originated back toyou could become literally worth billions. Think of like photographers, Jim Marshall, or even...

...or even John Right, John Magot, those fuckers. You take one greatphotograph and replicate itself over and over. Well, somebody still owns themaster right and I think of it like, I would think, of your bootleg videos. As likemillions of single cells, O video captured or almost stillphotographyr. You know what I mean: Let's, let's explore this off the Air Yeah Divingto, see if you you want tosomething you want to do. I don't want to get involved in it myself, but Ithink if that, because that's kind of a perfect test case for sure. Well, okay,I mean for sure I'd like you to kind of yeah. Well we'll talk about that later,yeah sure. If I get too much more into, it sounds Boyn. Indeed, it's Stortin e, so boring rightnow, anft wit the fucks he alkin right. So did you get a chance to watch Judasan the Black Messi? Yet? What is that? No okay, never mind skipit. It's a great movie! If you get a chance to it, it happens around thesame time as the Chicago movie with Baron Cohen Sashe, Baron Coen who's init ohes a bunch of people. I don't knowbecause I'm not like a follower of them actors: Okay, actlors actors, aother,like good actors, people in know, Howt Act. One of the dudes was the big eyedguy from God. Damn Wat that other movie, Iwatched. I can't I'm sorry. I wish I knew theactor's name. It was a fantastic movie, though definitely kept you it's okay,we're old! I get it. Finamthey were old and there's so muchinformation flying around in our heads right now. HOU JUST CAN'T! Remember itall anymore! I'm amazed at some people that can itjut some super fucked up onHBO called Persona, so you know these personality tests. They give people forfun, for you know leisure and stuff, like that sure sure, and you get yourMyers Briggs type, there's another one called the big five anyway. Lots of people take them forfun. Well. Also, a lot of corporations apparently use them to screen.Applicants like McDonalds Duncan donuts places like this wait. A minute you'regoing to tell me the corporate fucking fast food type chains has personalitytests: Oh Yeah Yep, and yet, when you go in there, they' never show off theirpersonality. Well, HERE'S THE DANGER! Dude! Oh krogers, is a big one too, andth y. They interviewed people that had been victimized by this. So in apersonality test, you can discern whether somebody has a mental illnessor not. There's some correlating factors in these personality tests.Well, you can't ask somebody if they have a mental illness. That's againstthe American with Disabilities Act! That's against thei rights, interesting,but they you can trick them into voluntarily, taking it personality testwhich will reveal the same thing so what's happening, is a lot of peopleare Takin personality test to get shitty ass, fucking jobs at krogers andMcDonald's or whatever and they're being denied these jobs.They don't know why. Oh you just hired somebody else before you or whatever.They never giveen a straight answer. Well, how everyone's going to get hired?I mean, of course right, but there is definitely an algorithm and it'sweeding out people with specific conditions which they don't know,they're being weeded out for and they're, never being informed of thefact later either. So, basically, you have an entire subsection of Americanculture that can't get a job and they don't know fucking. Why? I'm like? Oh,my gods, insidious and they followed this one kid trigger warnyn. He ends upkilling himself because it can't get a fucking job. The his dad was a lawyer.They took crogers to court, they exposed the whole fucking bullshitabout how they use the test and why they use the test. It was pretty deepman o make you mad at the end, I like wow, there's whole just knowing thatthere's a whole series of fucking people in society that don't know thatfright. I can tell you when I've gone into job interviews, it's like, Oh God,this again, this just so tell us. How are you going to make our? What are you going to add to ourcompany? Tell us a little bit about yourself and then, when you know, whenyou read up all these resume, I don't know if you call him enhansersor or whatever. That is that you know they always say. There's justbullet point words to just keep in mind to use, especially on your resume likeit's always numbers. I remember how I told you everything is fucking numbersman, Yeah Yeah. It could be every its algorithm, the same thing and they gotmachines that read this. There's like machine learning, reads: Resumes andweeds out people that can't spell or use bad diction or don't have the right,like you said, right keywords in their resumes. I hate bad spellers dude. Thatdrives me crazy. It's so much it's so rampant. Now it drives me crazy. It'sso funny too, because I I like proper...

...grammar in written forhim, but when I talk, I'mlike all fucking over the place it I can't talk were the shit, but Ican read really well yeah. I could edit somebody else's shit,pont out, others flaws nicely Eah, I was educated enough, were, I know,what's good and bad, and this Def I mean I'll, give you an example. Ifollow this one guy called indie film, Hustle Right. The guy is really reallygood at what he does, but every time he puts out something to just make his give info describe what the episodesabout you know, yeah constant, either wrong. Word misspelled word throughoutthein words throughout the entire paragraph and it's like dude, do youprove ree, you Shit Es, no proof reeds anymore. They don't give a Fu. Is ittranscribed? Maybe maybe it's a machine reading and listening to his words andmachine transcribing. I have no idea, I'm just talking about when I either goon his youtube page or listen on the PODCAST, and I look at the descriptionof the episode and Yeah. It could be what you're talking about it could be h.The fact that more and more people are just talking into the microphone andjust letting it go instead of proof reading what it is air I mean I make. Imake miss pelderrors constantly a texting just because that auto correctth or auto word filled or whatever the fuck. That is yeah. I mean every time Isent it out, I'm like up now that wasn't why I was trying to take longerexplaining the right word then did just the fuck up right, UNN, but we've kindof conditioned ourselves to be like. I think he meant this. You know supersloppy pretty soon, we'll just all be speaking: Jibrish and understandingeach other Gono you're, going back to England you're pretty fluent dude. You got agood, a good command of the English language speak. I was hold on IA drink just totally forgot.What I was thinking about got take. Take a break when im saying Fani'mgonnaup, my my soda pop. If you need to take a break, take a break I'll, rea,IG BACK OKA! Do what you got T do man Marxy's, marrige e got the car show this weekend inOklahoma City myself, mark she's, bad se, man h, you were saying I was walking intothe room. You were saying something about a car show. Oh Yeah car show thisweekend. You gonit's back on the COVID car, show what do you? What do you mean it's back on? It wasoriginally supposed to be sometime and COVID fucked. It nope is actuallyexactly a year ago and last year they didn't give a fuck either. Of course not is Oklahoma, Talkin,Texas and Oklahoma, where everything is open, but you know just use discretion,he's good God, Damn Sans Yeah. I I subscribe to that. I wouldsay that when the Texas governor announced that I'm a hundred percentopening everything just fucking use your brain, it's like that's the way itshould be. Instead of just let's shut everything down make sure no onetouches each other and we all live in fear for about a year cover up, you got damn pie hole. I mean I have no problem wearing a mask.If there is a business that says hey, we would require you to wear a mask ia,an but outside. I still do around here. It's crazy when I was in the hillsyesterday doing the hike. It's like you, you just get near someone all of asudden. They just you know they get all you know likelike. Really they got like S, proximity...

...anxiety. I call that dude, especiallythe women, the women, but here's. What's weird when I'm on my side, AAsyou're creep. That's all that's what mals about NOP, no, not at all, not atall, because- and this is why I'm dispelling that rumor- just becausewhen I'm on my bike and I'm on the bike, trail God damn I get tons of fuckingwomen smiling at me and saying hello. So when you come out of those up, TamplGod, Damn Numbers Man i's impossible to make those transitions damn it. Sofucking Wright Casey, but not the people, do have a pr not here as much,but I think because here they have a general proximity anxiety like when youlive out in the sticks. You don't like people standing too close to you justin general, like six feet, is normal for conversation out here right, butwhat I'm saying is is when you're in the hills- and you know you're on thetrail- it's like we're outside. Why are you worried about you know masking up? That's the part I don't getinside. I get it. I totally understand that. But outside I don't get that part.I think I could tell a lot of people have just lost their mind and it'simportant it's more important for them to signal that their compliance than itis to actually prevent germ transmission MHM. For sure you hearabout the MEA. That's why people wear the fucking mask on social mediaprofiles like it's the fucking Internet. I don't need to see your mask. I don'tcare that you wear er mask yeah, exactly I don't care either and if it'son tinder too and bumble all the Datin says, people were in masks. INM likegetting that's a big note for me. I can't see your fucking face and youwant me to date based on your forehead. No Damn Dude she's got pretty eyes, but Ican't see the rest of her mouth that my cock is Goinna, go in shegotfucking P,like Bulas wh surprise did. Did you watch that SashaBaren coin thing with Jimmy Kimmel? That was just brilliant, brilliantacoike Af the first few minutes into it, where he's shuffling vaccines tocelebrities, and then I saw how much was left andI'm like. I can't right now, because I was at the end of watching those otherthings that ended in a confusing way finished one division and got DamnAmeric Comingto Americai'm like I'm confused, then I started watching thatclip. I'm like I'm still confused trust me when I say this watch that wholeentire clip, if you didn't get through the whole thing I mean I could tell youwhat it is. If you don't want to see I'll go watch it, but you could tellthe listener what we're talking about Sacha Baron Coen was on Jimmy Kemel andit was starting off to be just a standard interview and then the phone was ringing in TosherburryCoen's house like burnerphones and was like he was being like thisdrug dealer, who was selling vaccines to celebrities yeah yeah. That's how itstarted. I don't know how how it inds. So you can listen to whoever'slistening to us, talk right now and then then we'll both know because yeah,that's where I caught it. He was starting to get like Jamies al. Well,that was a really funny movie an then Sasha tries to go AL sers like well.The movie wasn't about being funny. It was a serious commentary on ringringring ran hold on one second, Oh yeah, and then he would like turn around andin the backdrop behind the camera setting, you could see like lit ones, alittle hotel, fridges, full of fucking vaccines and yeah. I got your. I gotyour Johnson Johnson and they got your biofarma. What you need CNEED yeah.It's pretty good, then Ila Fisher comes in the fucking picture. She's allfucking like like a crack head its like how many of those vaccines did you taketoday? Oh only two don't lie to me: Do't a OH. I took like fifteen of them.So next next thing you know it starts unraveling into him being adrug dealer on the run, and then they cut the footage. They cut the footageof like an la traffic chase from the helicopter nice and you hear Bolt Jimmyand Sasha bear going doing the what you would call acting part of it rightright and then al all of a sudden. You see a shot where Sacha Baren Coen, Iguess, is on his phone in the Selfi Angle, running the video and he'srunning he's running like he's running away from the cops. Oh man you'll go there. I love that. Imean that's a classic physical comedy. You know most people won't go there anylayers, physical comedy on top of political satire. That's especiallycool! Well that deds a fucking genius and fearless he just he just like gofyeah. That's a great idea! Yeah. We can execute that totally I'm in right,right, Lkn I'll play that guy and every time he says, yeah, I'm not Gdo. Ican't do boret anymore. I can't do dress up anymore, that to me, that'slike exactly what he's doing right now he's dressed up somewhere doing someshit right under people's noses right...

...for sure, fantestic, fantastic! You caught up ondata carvey stuff. I finally listened to the latest one,the Mark Pitto one, that's where the Hole Mar Mhar out then kind of cameinto my came in of my head. I can't leave your head now, he'll! Never leave!I love his fouchy thoughs Foshe jus wo. Those of you who have a problem with mysocasting can go fuck everyone, your self, Oh, my God, you met now like like Pitty,is funny right, pite's, a funny guy, but he still seems like a corporate guyor a suit, or I don't N W, I'm not trying to be dismissive, but because heis funny and that's a hard thing to be, but he still seems like a suit. You gotthat out of him just from just from that. Little appearance, I didn't getthat at all. I just I just got someone that I'm like. Oh, I remember seeingthat guy back in the day too, only I got it in context of binge listening tothe whole thing in one day, so in relation to the conversation with love its and with bubbles, Brown andwith the sun, just all around listening and trying to gather as much as I canlike what is petty doing right now. What is that guy doing he trying to geta fucking GIG as a TV game show contested or you know host?Is he trying to be a sports, announcer he', trying to just be on TV at anycosts or like I'm Chris Hanson, that kind of show? What's he really up to,or is he just out there like? No, I have a passion for comedy. All I do isfucking. Do Comedy Dude, here's a fucking, weird God, DamnDream. I woke up to the other day right, so something had been botheried me fora long time. If the God damn will our net recess commercials right pieces pieces, wor cobs pieces in cops, we're killing it over here sorry reses go ahead. Where he's all not sorry that, no, I don't know, go ahead right. Well,there's bunch of races, Peanut Butter Cup commercials, all over televisionand the Internet, and for a couple of years now, they've all said somethinglike sorry and then he says not sorry rightand he just fucking hacks it and like. Why does that so bother me, and then Ihad a dream the other day, and I realize he stole that Shit. What do you mean in the dream? Pewee Herman came to me. He sat down and we started having adiscussion. So No, you SI as Mey said that in a cheating chart movie you didand then I went and looked on the Internet and there's like he's about tobe taken away from for labodame and some old as one thousand nine hundredand eighty one cheech an chang movie in there on some cell and I'm sorry, I too, the Oney 'Mi'm far. Sorry I Tok Teses, I'm sorry. I have totake him for his little body me now and the meanwhile he's just gone. I'm soryI'm sor answer and then they slams the door and ride as soon as the slam'sdoor POPs his head back in anmthat Sorit, I'm like that's fucking. Theline that fucking will ournete has been trying to use on the vresas peanutbutter commercial forever, and he just sucks at it. Not Sorry- and this came to you in adream Yeah, I woke up to it the othe morning Holy Shit. Dude, that's awesomelike that's where it came from. I knew I heard that shit before somewhere. NotSo and you even you even did the pweeHermon impression that was good pettyon but yeah. Who Cares Yeah, you get it enough toget the story through right totally enough to go. Oh He's, chantelling, Pwe,Herman now weast to know that. That's not my voice like because at least whenyou speak sort of in somebody else's voice, you can use the words that theyused right, because then you can were waywith saying bad words that I couldn't or normally wouldn't say on my own mmZamonda, that's going to be my thing right.There Tok, I think, they' flogged the the floge the dead horse on some ofthose jokes like the McDougall McDonald's joke. It was funny the firsttime in the first movie...

...and we've said it over and over, likewe repeat that line, it's one of the fucking quotes. People say from thatmovie right, but now they just fucking killed it almost every like fifteenminutes they threw in it's a mick flurry. Not a mix. Flirrby ourr stuffis on the bottom, not the top e. That happened like every fifteen minutes inthe movie like come on, you got that from SNL. Didn't youFLOGIN DEAD, jokes! Wasn't that a trip, though, that when you saw John Amos onthe screen you're, like God, I thought that guy was dead. Yeah, Yo, looke good,because he's always looke like that. He looked like that shit from fucking goodtimes I'm like, and that was I because I, when I was a kid in like a young kidin the s good times, I'm like. Oh, that's, an old black man, that's athat's! A respectable old black man. In my whole life, I'm like Yep, that's arespectable old black man looks like very stoic, very thoughtful, verymethodical and the way he help dealt with his kids and stuff never went off.Just like very level. My cool, that's Whyn, I starte liking black people andthen to see him still look the same and act the same. Even now, I'm like whatthe fuck that he pulled it you ben John. He pulled like a Dick Clerk orsomething dude. What do you mean? He just didn't age. He staras themotherfuckit got to be Eity Dude S. I want to say probably because Ithink he was probably about twenty years older than us, Oeh Y. No, you probably rights,probably like my dad's aide so yeah. I Po poke him in the mid sevent, seven,five, seventy six yeah and then James Rl Jones. I thought I thought he paseWat, the fuck they're like Oh, no, no, that was, he was old in the first inlike Oh, it's David prows, not James Earl Jones, I'm like okay, okay, JamesL Jones is old enough, but I'm like Lik. He still does the CNN voice thing stillyeah. I think okay yeah not even going to attemp tothe. Onething that tripped me out about that movie is how they got every famousblack actor they ever could. Morgan Freeman was in it that way. That wasthe one that tripped me the fuck out, I'm like what the fuck is he doing inthis right right who was in it there's a few people inmlike like some sndl people, basically, some SNL White, like Colin Jose whenthe son went in for the interview that was actually a funny scene, yeah right,I thought they did well together. I actually liked the sun. I rememberseeing him and other stuff and not liking him, but I thought he playedthat character. Well, at thouht Leslie Jones was hilarious in it, Tracy Morganwas Tracy Morkan I mean I was waiting for Chris Rock to just kind of justcome out of the wardwork there, maybe Dave Chapel, because they had likealmost every black comedian. 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...many sequels to compare, because,basically, when those came out, we really had like jaws, two and three tothink about andit's a couple star wars is so yeah now I kind of I didn't reallythink about it in the realm of except for dream warriors and that shitby that points like Oh yeah, this fucker's never died because he doesn'tdie. That's how that's how these movies work! Yeah he's already dead, exactlyyou can't kill the onded. That's why the God damn show walking dead, keepsgoing forever and ever no, because there's no way to end it. We La is the walking dead right now, O.I know how to end it. Stop watching it. That's one wid and the walking did evenH, fucking Chris, that the Chris host of the talking dead, movid on to aGoddamn game, show host like wait a minute he was doing. He wasdoing that one with the big huge yeah he's back on that. He still does that.Okay, esy he's a good Ginso, HOS yeah. Wasn't he remote control back in the day I meanwasn't here: MTV Game Show hosts at one point: No, not remote control. That wasKen Ober. No, he was singled out singles out that's right and then, ofcourse he did his own sticky stuff in late night, like he had a show aboutfive years ago to and late night a game show host. I think, but it was eye yeamidnight thing with the Oh yeah. That's where is okay yeah points, yeah, I'mgoing to give you points just because I was funny wel. It's yeah just becamelike the fucking buzz that that was his catch for his points. Well, if youthink about the way that show was, it was just comedians just riffing on youknow, topics, that's all it was and they'd have to riff until Chris wouldsay points now, I'm not going to give you anypoints for that now, youre bit sucked yea, especially when the audience,because he goes by the audience if the audience is into it. Yep No point annext questior thee, but there were a few times where he goes. Oh, I'm Goinnagive you a points that was hilarious and I wa just like it was yeah. Well,some yeah. Sometimes it's like a comic thing is like no comedically. That wasa wellcrafted joke. The audience is wrong points: yeah, yeah, totally yeah,interesting format for a show for sure. For sure man dod check this out. I wasreading the thing you reading the thing: What's the thing by cock as I pull itout, you sit on the toilet yeah. Do you put your cock into the toilet or do youlike lift it over the seat? When you go to take a dump, Oh shit, now I have ithovering. I have it hovering. Whats was overa me like you, squat above thetoilet, completely like I don't even see it. I just stand like a Indian fucking like I'm doing squats, I put myfucking smy booty skin doesn't touch the seat March right up to the toilet.I stand arms of Kimbo. I spread my legs and I squott until my knees are athirty five degree angle. No well to answer your question. You don't have to answer that question.Actually, I was just feel like okay, I don't care, I like being real. It's just the way. Iam Anit'sit'sa fascinating question to like. Do you? Did you put your Dickinto the bowl and hope it doesn't touch the water that you just shit in or doyou just flop it over the top of the toilet seat and hope you don't crush itas you lean forward or something? No, I definitely don't flap it on the toiletseat, because if there's times when you're trying to push something out orshall we say- Oh yeah, your prostate might squeeze a little peepy out thefront yeah. So I'm always the type that pushes it down so as soon as as soon asI'm letting go, there's P coming out and it's going in the fuck and toilet.But what I was trying to say earlier was when I say I hover is my deckae bigenough to hit the water so keep remembering that fucking big ass,bald, headed dude that worked for the trump administration long ago that hada patent for an extra deep toilet for guys whose balls hung too low. No, whowas that guy and I can't remember his name, but he was out. There was likethe first month like he had like a different staff. Every month it waslike the first month, Guy Yeah and you had a fucking patent panting for adeeper, bold toilet. So when you sit there, your balls dangle, they don'thit the water like this guy's, going to make some money one day. Basically he'ssaying you big, Dick Big Ball motherfuckers, this toilets for youyeah anyway, when I was reading earlier, was it'Sthea Diamond Company was taking apole about some shit about dating or some other bullshit, obviously to selldiamonds all, but they ended up finding the mostundatable signs. You want th. U Want to hear the topfive undatable signs. According to this pole, undatable signs as in what kindof sign astrology signs. Oh Shit like I...

...bet we're in there western astrology.So let's go starting at the bottom of the top five list. Number five most undatable sign is Leo Leo LE. Of course, we are. Were cats, we're cats. We like we like a lot ofindependence. We have no problem being alone and but we love te fuck. I hid. Laugh love, fucking, drinkliquor, yeah there you go damn revolution, come quicker all right!Number! Four, and in that order, what do you think tner before is on the mostundatable signs? Amokay? Let me let me throw this outout there. Is it a bunch of firesigns that are in this thing or not the rest? Only Containe, one firesign? Okay, I think yours is in there. I betaries is in there I'm going to say now. Lebers leipers are pretty prettymellow. I think virgos are tough. Our virtues in there vergo is not on thislist, but you are right. Almost every not every that's exaggerating, but overhalf the fucking profiles Ti see on tinder Ar Vergos a'm like O. that's aDangeru sign right there, yeah Vergos Bergos are to fucking dude tooparticular too fastidious to just picky and handpickhes fucking us in the bigword fastidious Leek Shit Lone. Just let me be quit like quit. TRINGO YYEAHANYWAY! No, no, I was trying to say emotional there's too much. Emotionsgoing in pices are emotional dude, but they're not on this list either. Sonumber four is aries. I beat Yo I'm a little less datable than you brow, wait a minute, no you're more or lessyeah. U Know I was Jatable Yeah, I'm higher up the list, like thirty four percent of thepopulation, think I'm not very datable. Only thirty one percent think you're,not datable, so I think above us too, we got a tourist, you know any torresesI do and they are. We do their bulls, man, their home bodies, I've known themto be lazy as homebodies, really that's the ones I've known, but you know yourmilage made different. What's your which experience the Torreses, I knowusually are loud, they're a bit they're a bit fearless atleast the ones I knew and know women torruses though I don't think I've met too many yeah fair enough. Maybe this is whythey're not that datable, Hey e? Let's go up the next one number two on thelist. The second least datable sign is the cancer, thecrab that one speaks for itself. Well, when I know about cancer people is theyattack from the side like a crab like you and I are direct firesigns, I'mAram a butt shit with my head, straightforward right, yeah! Well, cancers will come at you from theside like a little crab like did little Ili catch it from you not looking like.Oh you little fucker got me and then this kind of makes sense tothe number one most undatable sign is a Gemini. Forty, two percent of thepopulation think geminize are undatable as probably because they can't figureout who the fuck they're dating from day today, yeah they're, two facedliterally, not literally, they don't have like two physical faces, but tothe to the term what the term means psychologically, they have twopersonalities or the ability to like just shut the door on the previousconversation and change their face and have a new conversation about somethingtotally related and pretend they didn't have the previous conversation, this aweird uncandiability. They have to compart mentalize, HMM, my brothers, a gem, and I he's too faced. I don't know him to be too faced andand the people I know that I would he's over analytical I'll definitely saythat yeah I just I remember a sales person. This is what stood out to me.He was a Gamani and I'd hear him on a heated call with a vendor or sales callor some shit. You know, and the guy would just effectively tell hing thefuck off quit. Calling me right the Geman I would. The guy would tellthe Gemani to fuck off quit bugging me quit. Calling me God would sit thereand wait like thirty forty seconds. Hey call them other fucker right backas if that earlier conversation didn't happen and he put on a whole differentpersonality and like Whoa. That was weird, I thinkMuc. Does that work all the time with...

...you? That's a weird shit. I thinkthat's business as usual, because there, if you couldn't get him the first time you know you let some time go by andthen you kind of trying to try and o pretend that that didn't happen and comgo go at it at a different angle. Yeah! You know what o the extent that thatgeminies can do that so quickly in a matter of seconds, not minutes or hoursand so thoroughly like he thoroughly became awhole different person, almost like a methodactor within a few seconds andstraightup called that guy back and just told them to get fucked wow, I'm like well, that was AwasPretty Wild and I've no gym, and I actually I like Gemani chicks. Theytalk a lot. I don't honestly care if they talk about or change personalities.As long as I like, all of the different personalities, let's see I've hadsegitarius libra libr was my favorite their chill. It really are. Lebersreally are scales. They really have that balancing factor they're cool withpretty much everything. Listen to me. I just said three girls fucking fifty oneyears old. Yes, folks, I've had actually more girls. In that. I justdon't remember just don't remember thei signs, I just remember the ones thatwere long term. Excuse me yeah, who remembers signs?That's pretty good, actually well yeah, when you're with thim for along period of time. It's like okay, your birthday fell here. You know, I mean the sagitariis one. She the cool part, about the SAGITARIUS.She was down for a lot of things. She was open to just be adventurous,but she had some anger issues that she had to deal with: Wer Mar Yeah Poor, poor, Jim and I but the libra. Onthe other hand, she was game for anything, that's what was great abouther ingte. Damn Revolution. COING KH'l makea revlurevluionmabemake arevluion, not a sypin e en in Fisi Gus. But if yougot to go her tois it up at'O jopping, to make you fiss an cut. TAK, you ha tohustl. I with you pis UTA, like Rdo l, Takeao from the word Riht, what thePoli! As you never heard, my name by you. I like to put a book out therethat I recommend you read if you're looking for real good female insightinto the really hardcore pronography world yeah, we can talk about the book now,I'm not just talking like conversational, not about music, tothrow in right now, but I mean I think we should do music episode. Okay, letme just throw this title out there and the one move onto that. It's calledgirvert and it's by that chick called Ashley Blue. Do you remember her? Nojust sounds like a porn star name. Well, she's, not what I would call the mostattractive thing in the world, but she did a lot of extreme shit. Well, anyway,she put a book out called Girvert and it is no holds bar dude. I mean fucking, coke and ass. fucking seems tobe in every God. Damn Chapter S, Cok coked out, but let's now the ASSfucking obsession. Did you read the book or are you going to read the book?Oh I'm, halfway through right! Now I read it before I go to bed. Does sheexplain the obsession with the ASS? Let's just say that she was hooked upwith a dude who they went. You know t's the typicalHollywood story. They go out there and they think they're going to dosomething. They answer that world modeling ad and it the cool thing I like about the bookis: It gives the whole detail of how she got in that's all. They met BlahBlah Blah and all the fucking crazy as characters there that are in that scene,and I find it fascinating because it's just these people exist ucthey justused to have to deal with them. When you had the DVD store, you had to dealwith the fucking distributors and would like we would go to the fucking pornconvention and stuff like that, like yeah, they were crazy people. Iremember also when I was managing a bonded Shick that worked at Kink samething. I had to deal with all this weird fuckers, not that sex is weird,but I mean the people that choose to work, not at the performer level, butat the management level of the porn industry are Weirdos. Oh Yeah, oh yeespecially, the ones thatyou know own the...

...vendor. You know yeah, there's a couplecool ones. I could think of the dude from vivids, pretty cool jels, jilesJordan's, pretty cool, but aside from that, most of them seem pretty creepyto me and obviously nobody's an angel. But well that's what's great about thisbook because she went down that whole of extreme. So she was in the degradingspitting on. You know that just the stuff that I'm not into right, but I,but I find it fascinating to read that someone actually let themselves getthis way, and it's because you know she says she's, just coked up she's justhad a co habit from I mean dude when the her description of just like wakeup, do a line, wake up, doing lines and we're doing ecstasy. Then we're doingthis and we're doing that. Then we get a call to go shoot porn and but the thing I liked about it was shestarts revealing that I would rather fuck on camera. Then fuck other peoplein real life and her boyfriend, who was doing the porn with her, wanted to kindof turn them into a swingers couple and realize she didn't want o yeah exactlyOuerside of outside of porn, but she wanted to have more. She goes Iwant to have friends, I don't want to have friends all the time they're justgoing to fuck it it's just and that's what that dude was down and again it'sbecause they were coked up constantly just constant coke did well. So do youthink the need for the coke is what made them do different things to earnthe money to buy the coke, because I've done coke before coke doesn't make youdo porn unto itself unless you're just trying to earn quick money to buy morecoke. I think that has a lot to do with it for sure yeah sosure became a dionand whatnot and yeah. If you really need the money you'll start to dowhatever, like you, would there's tons of Hollywood movies about people thatjust sell their bodies and not just the pornography, but Imean the people in the streets in dangerous situations, so that's soundspretty wild. Actually, I think I'd like to read that, but her description ofjust what she went through and again the cast of characters and how theyreact, and some are just like Le'm a I want to choke you. You know it's likethat was their whole king right there like. I just want to choke you. I don'teven want to fuck. I just want to choke you. No. He wants to Fuckher, of course,but yeah he wants to choke her while he's fucking her the extra igyeah butreally was talking about going to an orgy party and her description of thatwas like Oh yeah. I remember that First Gang Bang. I went to that one timewhere I like this is just dascuss. You never forget your first yeah. I know h dude. I think that's onething I could say to all my friends its like: Have you ever been to like afucking fifteen man. Gang ban on sh at would be narly hold. Well again, thething that sucks about that is just one all the fucking naked Dick around, butthe smell that starts happening because you know the sex and the sweat and justthe body odors and Shit it's just, and that was her description of when shewent to blike. You know one of them orgy parties in the Hollywood hillshouses. You know well, okay, think about an orgy in reverse a gang bang inreverse. I'm just trying to imagine this right. So, if you're the dudralson one guy an to okay well now, which we have to I'm trying to get in hermind so say now we're an alternate universe and there's a bunch of fuckingfad, ugly greasy women, because I'm sure that that's what most of the menwere like right, but now you're strapped down and somehow they get youdick to stay hard. And you got these fat ugly, Greasy Women, just plop, ingdown, theire Vaginas and sliding up on that every dack and then next and theyjust keep coming like what that just seems, fucking weird to be on thereceiving end of that kind of entertainment. Well again, I think toget to that level of orgy and being around groups and whatnot is drugs.It's not going to be, I mean because the again this goes back to the gangcar drugs dude hard drugs. Luckily, when I went to that, thosedudes were mainly high on pot, but I didn't recall seeing any coke but yeahit's like. I don't think you can do it straight sober if you can you're aunique person, pornography in general or a gang bang in private. I don't think pornography in general. II mean I guess to get it up constantly. Maybeyou do need an outside stimulant, but I think to do any group activity. Youneed to be on something it's just it's just it's just weird being around. I mean like, for example, say say, like you came over here with agirl and you just like Dude, you want...

...to tag team this. This girl with me I'd,be kind of like I don't know. I don't know. If I want to see yournaked tick, you know, or I don't like your tast in women, something I wouldmake up an excuse honestly, Dud onm like not pass it's good, it's cool!Well, that's how I felt when I was at the gang bang man I mean they wereasking me they like. Are you going to pre you going to do anything and I gono dude. I came here to film this thing and I can barely do that. Im hit. Laugh,love, no, not fuck! This time, nope now just film and drink liquor. Yes, no,and you know there was a table set up with food and drinks and whatnot andthere's naked dudes, just fucking jerking off and drinking and eating,and then, when theyre don't go yeah dude you do. That reminds me of yourfucking pizza story. Tell tell listener your pizza story from the other day:Whit, you're drinking the beer and the weird okay. Oh the Pizza Story, Oh yeah,so I go down to my favorite Ale. Hell Play Ale help Ale House play suit, tits,actually a good name, Ale, Hal, well yeah, and they have twenty craft beers rotatingthere that I love and they also have slices o pizza anyways. It was a nice day out and they have apatio because that's the only place you could eat right now and there was adude. I probably say he was in his S. I think e he was built, but he waspacing back and forth on the sidewalk right next to where I was eating, thepizza just pewing off something, and I tried to listen to it, because if he Iwas like, is he having a conversation with someone? You know through hisphone and I can't see it. You know I'm talking about the whole blue tooth inthe Air Bullshit, Oh yeah, that happens all the time. That's what I thought itmight have been well when he was pacing back and forth. Hekept repeating the line over and over and over and over a Demosa repeated itlike ten times and then I just Sii said fuck. I can't eat you're your harsh and my mellow. So as he proceeds to come towards me, Imake eye contept with them and I give him the death stere, I'm just likemother Fuckirg shot up. I didn't say I want to know what your death starelooks like you got to take a picture of your death star eyes and post it on theInternet. So I can see it. I've actually been dolled by even big dudesthat, like dude, you got ta stare that actually is intimidating. So you you- and I have never really gottendown to that before, but you remember Josh Right, Big Josh, yeah he's onethat totally told me that he just like dude, because he and I got into it onetime and he just jus like fuck, don't give me that stare dude so back to thestory, so the guy is coming towards me. I give him the death there and then heblocks eyes with me and he looks Sak. What you wwhat, I'm like what the fuckis, your problem: Dude Fuck, you, okay, that was his response to what wasyour problem fuck. You is my problem yeah and then suck my deck and then Ijust said: Okay bring it over here and all of a sudden. You walked away.That's the funny part right there dude! I was thinking about that after youtold me, so I'm going to start thinking like like I do. I like continue therest of the story. Ind Alternate anding. What would you have done if don't fallout of Dick just then Hao? If he came over it yeah it gotpretty close ton just bull, this tick out or even if Yeu just stood ten. Iknow you're not going to suck it, but I'm like, even if he came like say kindof closer to you or close to the old people who are sitting by you orsomething an just droppd up in did put that Shit, a drop trout down to theknee, like you said, you'd suck it Ahaha. Well, I guess if he had a gun-and he just says- Oh, you said you'd suck, my Dick now, no no, no gun, NoGod, this California there's No God! So I'm just a I'm just wondering whatwould gary done if he, this crate, because he's already unstable and hasbad judgment right this guy, I'm like well, he could just as easily havepulled down his pants and that would really made Gary's beer taste, bad yeah heosag on that pizza, and I was eating Linguisa with my PAcourse. You were you had fucking weener on the mind. That's right man! I was infucking, get your nick out of here, so I can eat my sausage. Can I at my own sausage and peacetheyre funny they sell it here, you don't need it. fucking show it aroundor suck on it. They cook it. So of course there you know was this oldercouple. That was a couple tables away for me and she just goesdon't Sey anything! Don't I'm like stop living in fear man. You got Ta pushback, otherwise these motherfuckers are just going to continue getting in yourface and you're just going to be like...

...yeah and when you say beesmotherfuckers. I just take that to me and crazy people in public exactly yeah,because that's kind of annoying and I have a lot of compassion for homelesspeople and crazy people, but when they're not trying to do the rightthing and try and even harder to do the wrong thing like Afuck, there's motherfuckers out here, Okalike homeless people in Oklahoma, they bag on the end of freeweight off ramps. Yeah we still. We still have that too.It's pretty that's mainly the main place right, because nobody comes up toyou at ATM around here you get shot well. That sounds like your city isprobably like. We are only going to have them here, whereas out here it'sjust like no go, you can fucking camp just about anywhere. You want yeah yeah,it wellcause! So here's the idiocy, though it got cold, we're talking,minus twenty right, yeah these motherfuckers out there begging onminus twenty days like Nope, not playing this game. You Dumb Fuck, youknow what I'm never playing this game with you anymore, because you're anidiot it was so called. There was cops picking up people and taking them tocold shelters. You know the buses were picking up anybody that would needed tohop on no matter where there was a stop get on the bus. We'll take you to theshelter and these fucking stubborn assholes, trying to play on people'ssympathies out there in minus twenty. At the end of the fucking off ratbeggin for Modey, did it really go down to minus twenty? Oh Yeah? For a coupledays in a row? Oh Fuck, I knew you're in a freeze. Ithought you guys were just like zero or ten or something wow. Dudeyen Cos BoloZero. It's like all bets are off II, doing shit yeah. It was like it wasexactly. It was like opposite summer, like you know, when it's so fucking hot,like a hundred and Tanout Ho go outside is like fuck this it either going in aswimming pool or I'm going back in the air conditioning. It was the it waslike that you get outside thinking, I'm just going NA walk over to the dispensary yeah. It'sonly two hundred yards away. I get out there, I'm dude and I've got my fuckingsurrels, my like big snow, Snow boots. On for sure I got Jens. I got three tshirts extra layer, layer, hat beany get out there. You know little sectionwhere your nose and your eyes is exposed to the Cold Huh. It was toomuch. I got Ibout a block away, I'm like whatthe fucking fuck man I was like giving me a headache. Just like right. TAC canimagine man, that's just that's just super cold air that human being shouldjust not be in wild. I should say nothing living should be in it. Evenanimals are just like fuck, you fucking, TAK, it a holets fuck. As far as we canget. You know straight up. Dude there's like dead bird, my porth just frozen inplace. Jus Like poor guy, take a picture of it. No just I felt bad forit because I see all all the birds come over to eat seeds. All the time but-and I knew he knew this S- is a place to get food, but there was just nowhere to go. Where doyou go even if you burrowed a hole under the dirt? As a bird mine istwenty? Come on? Oh Dude, you go under the dirt enough. You can be warm that'swhat a lot of those rodents do. Yeah there's I mean I'm sure, you've seenthe nature stuff where the Fox is hunting, the you know like hamsters orrats or mice or whatever underthe Snow Yep, that blanket of snow actually is a warmer to anything. Underneath itOh yeah, I bet yeah. I was in Lu Dude. It was like it got up to about twenty.Finally and we're like Fuck Yia, it's nice out, let's go wash the cars offfinally and we're like Oh wait. If we WAT, if we spray any water, it's goingto freeze in about ten minutes exactly not even that dude itwall sprayinstantly, because it's below freezing yeah it was, I think it was. It averaged aboutfourteen degrees for something like ten days that polar vortexh thing that justplunged all the way down to the Gulf I went do when I saw that I felt sorryfor you I'll, go God damn. I hope Johnny survives that it's going tohappen again real soon. You see if you know why that's happening. You know thething we grew up knowing and loving called the jet stream that cuts acrossfrom California to New York, Nice Consistent Band of wind sure that mother fuckers slowin downalmost to a near stop that's what was deflecting all the polar from droppingdown it couldn't there's a big blast of kind of, like you put your hand outsidethe car window. You know just well know the jet stream was pushing it downbecause it was going so far north. It was pushing all that Arctic air down,so it was plunging down and going back up. There was nothing in the middlelike that, where the Jesstrin normally cuts across just simply left to rightin America right the power of that...

...diminished. It just slowed down so thatit changes all the time. Well, it's much slower now to almost the point ofstopping and what happens now is because it's going so slow, there's noforce field resistance from that polar that drops from the north. It justdrops all the way down until it hits the Gulf and then cause o mess. It used to be deflected by the jetstream so like. If the jet stream stops northern Europe's going to turn intofucking Ice Age, yeah dude we're in we're in extremeweather times man, it's going to be super hot. It's GOING TO BE SUPER HOT!This summer too. I guarantee it. It makes us Hardier as humans, plus wehave technology. You know hardiher in what way. Well we have to I mean if youstill have to go out to work, you got to go out when it's mine as twenty, sowe start developing better clothing, better textiles. You know better allthat stuff, our cars start to work better. I think we'll be fine. I get whatyou're saying the people with Enou Mug apting adapting and progressing yeah,but the people with with less money or not enough will be like that.motherfucker out there mind, as twenty began he'll probably be out there inhundred and ten Bagan as well. Right, that's rough fuck me fuck me Michelle.What do you got me? Bean ut butter cops, okay, so to your music thing. What woalyour? What was your question on that? Don't know I'm going to pull up some ofthe the old signal jams episodes we didfrom a year ago, because they're pretty good, like Eddie Murphy, Van Haylen or whateverFuck Eddie van Murphy. That was a good episode. There's a wegot like twenty episodes in the can already, so I'm going to share some ofthose, so we don't necessarily have to repeat those ideas. Like the JohnHughes, episodes was pretty good, so you're saying none of these haveever made quote: Unquote the air. No, they made the air on that when wehosted on spreaker and we shared him on facebook and all that stuff. But once Ishut down the spreaker account eventually that just evaporated Rut nowthat we're hijacking this channel. These listeners have never heard any ofthose episodes and I have them ready to go. We're hijacking, we're signal.Jammin, exactly you know. What's funny too, is that lightning bolt jamming inthe middle of the forehead? That's what prompted all of this. You know why it'sthat God, Damn Brains Zapper! I used Zapany electricity right there in mybrain I foreshoudowed my own life. Beautiful Dude. Is that weird thatfucking Gennie? I didn't know that didn't do it on purpose. But, oh I'msorry, nosterdomas, you're, nostrodomus, now, Hey, you know, andyou know, Yiu know!You know, I know yeah man all Ri Dud. Well, I think we got a nice littlesolid episode right there and now back to the wall.

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