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Gary talks bootlegs/ Johnny wants global co-hosts/ Some thoughts on aging

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Gary talks bootlegs/ Johnny wants global co-hosts/ Some thoughts on aging

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I'm sorry I took the money.I'm sorry I took them. I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. I took thatbecause I was doing all the filmy I wanted to. I wanted toguarantee that I was gonna get the show. I have to get the tickets.I'm not going to make a last minute decision go oh yeah, I'mgoing to film this fucking show tonight. That's interesting. So did I dothat? Going to a show then means something different to you in your mindtoo, because it also means in the back of your mind you're going torecord it. Nowadays you don't record shows, but somewhere in your in your programmingfrom your S, it's like, gotta get a ticket, got tomake sure I get in, got to get the camera. So you stillgot some of that programming and that's interesting.

So it is in a way it'san obligation go into a show. In some way in your mind it'slike kind of an obligation because I got to get my camera and I gotto do this again, even though thirty years a job. Huh? Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was work for sure. So you probably somehowassociated with work and a little bit of stress too. I looked at ita couple of ways. One is it was work too. I loved mostof the shows I saw because I love live music, so it didn't reallythe only time I really felt like a job is when I went and didthe shows by myself and I had to watch out for security and film theshow. Yeah, that does that was fun, having one eye on thefucking fuck you, marina and one eye looking at the camera. Yeah,I'm like. And plus the Cammaraderie of doing shows with other people must havebeen like fun, Right, Oh, yeah, way better than doing itby yourself. But I mean, I'm there must have been opportunities and showswhere like well, fuck it, we gotta get this show and I'm theonly motherfucker next to it. So well,...

...well, I'm going. Oh,Dude, m future guests. I've been reaching out to my buddy inBrazil who used to do this stuff, and he's totally down for the podcast. So, yeah, I was gonna only the only drawback he can't doSaturdays. He can do Sundays, but it's after three pst because he saidhe's four hours ahead of me. Yeah, cool, so I'm down with Sundaytoo. Okay, I got because I wanted to run that by you. Yeah, right, that actually reminds me. I got another guy,stand up comic from Australia, from Australia, that wants to fuck yeah, likepossibly explore the opportunity of being like a recurring correspondent, that kind ofthing. Maybe Bush it, maybe Brazil could do the same bit, becauseI like it. If somebody's got a Mike and is willing to be ona podcast once and they're good, why not fucking build them into a show, you know what I mean, especially...

...if they're international, especially if they'refucking international and not us, like not what's going on in Brazil? What'sgoing on in Australia? Yeah, be awesome, Dude. And then,and then, so I reached out to him more so than the American guys. Fuck yeah, and also a different voice, like a female. Somehow, some way, we'll get a female voice. So we'll get international voicesand female voices, and I think that'll be but your side, I don'tknow any female so Gary, Gary, Gary, Jimmy Kimmel? No,so the fuckers name Saturday night live guy is late night show? You meancurrently? Yeah, it's not. Jimmy Kimmel. It's the other guy.You mean he's got his own talk show? Yeah, Seth Myers, no,you need Allen. Yeah, that...

Fucker Guy. What about them?He's stold Dana Carve. He's bit last night after Daya Carvey did the biton his show with him and Mike Myers. Last night he had a bit wherehe had the band going and he said I'm an old time or somethingsomething, not a prospector's something slightly different, and his punch line was like comeand get it, and like that's exactly the fucking same was to juststole from Dana Carvey. You asked, fucking Weirdo. Maybe Dana said,Oh, you can have it. He had to have I don't think Dannygives a shit. I don't either. I mean, although, wait aminute, he hasn't done a podcast for about a week and a half now, right, because he doesn't give a shit. Exactly, because didn't givea shit. Mare, mare that little fucking for the last two days.My back and sides of just it's almost...

...like I pulled something. You know, when you you fucking move in, you're like how fuck? Maybe it'sa Duma. Oh, I'm pretty sure I got cancer all over my body. It's just it's just eating me away. I got eights all over, fuckingteeth, jaw, nack. It's fucking eat me alive and I don'tcare. I don't care. I want to go out naturally. If I'mgoing to go out on cancer, I guess I'm going out on cancer asnot natural. Well, natural in the fact that I got it. Idon't wear fucking game like. But yeah, if I catch something that's caused bysociety, I'm definitely going to have society try to fix whatever it gaveme. If I just catch something that I fuck fucked up, like,I don't know, got sunburning, got cancer, got skin cancer because Ilaid in the sun too long, well,...

I can't blame society on that.Oh Man. Now, if it's some fum like talcum power cancer orsome weird shit like that, yeah, I'm suon somebody's motherfucking ask soon theASS. Yeah, if I had optimism of wanting to live longer, yeah, I'd fully be on it, but I don't. I don't have anyissues. I feel fine. Oh Dude. Yeah, that's why I was laughingwhen you talking about like I'm old or whatever, because I get itin the context of going to a concert, because going to a concerts fucking work. You got stay up late, you gotta like maybe after Party ordefinitely going to fuck your diet up a little bit, right. You mighthave an extra drink or a drink or smoke a little more something. Youjust definitely fucking up your schedule right just to go see a band. Iwasn't talking about that. What I was talking about was in the store theother day in the middle of nowhere. Was it like a hamburger joint,that type of place, and ladies all...

...fluster trying to get orders back andforth, and she was like an old maple kind of lady right, likean apron and a fucking little hair piece, and there's two teenagers working there.They're just fine. She just like trying to figure out how to runthe reds there. She just straight up said, I'm well, I'm fiftyone years old, like I'm supposed to give her a break, like fiftyone, that's my age. I'm like this, I'm older than you andlike I just fucking freak down, Mike. I feel like those kids right there, and you are like an old ass lady and I'm like Whoa like? This is why I don't play tender anymore, dude, because I gotlike fifty one year old ladies that look like old ass mabel that keep goinglike like, like I'm out. Yeah, I bet you like my fucking likeDick. You want some of these days, you want some of thesesweat here. Want some of this clean Dick. It's old, fucking shriveledup fucking Dick. Damn. Yeah,...

I get it. I get it. I still got my youth on my look, but now I definitely don'tfeel like I'm I'm definitely not at my my, my good, my goodenergy. Yeah, comes and goes. It'll come back. Some will behere. You can go outside more. All that right. Well, beenNice. I've been going out trying to effort. Today I was so fuckingwindy that you just go outside and you're like fuck this and now back tothe wall.

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