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Gary talks bootlegs/ Johnny wants global co-hosts/ Some thoughts on aging

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Gary talks bootlegs/ Johnny wants global co-hosts/ Some thoughts on aging

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I'm sorry I took the money. I'm sorry I took them. I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. I took that because I was doing all the filmy I wanted to. I wanted to guarantee that I was gonna get the show. I have to get the tickets. I'm not going to make a last minute decision go oh yeah, I'm going to film this fucking show tonight. That's interesting. So did I do that? Going to a show then means something different to you in your mind too, because it also means in the back of your mind you're going to record it. Nowadays you don't record shows, but somewhere in your in your programming from your S, it's like, gotta get a ticket, got to make sure I get in, got to get the camera. So you still got some of that programming and that's interesting.

So it is in a way it's an obligation go into a show. In some way in your mind it's like kind of an obligation because I got to get my camera and I got to do this again, even though thirty years a job. Huh? Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was work for sure. So you probably somehow associated with work and a little bit of stress too. I looked at it a couple of ways. One is it was work too. I loved most of the shows I saw because I love live music, so it didn't really the only time I really felt like a job is when I went and did the shows by myself and I had to watch out for security and film the show. Yeah, that does that was fun, having one eye on the fucking fuck you, marina and one eye looking at the camera. Yeah, I'm like. And plus the Cammaraderie of doing shows with other people must have been like fun, Right, Oh, yeah, way better than doing it by yourself. But I mean, I'm there must have been opportunities and shows where like well, fuck it, we gotta get this show and I'm the only motherfucker next to it. So well,...

...well, I'm going. Oh, Dude, m future guests. I've been reaching out to my buddy in Brazil who used to do this stuff, and he's totally down for the podcast. So, yeah, I was gonna only the only drawback he can't do Saturdays. He can do Sundays, but it's after three pst because he said he's four hours ahead of me. Yeah, cool, so I'm down with Sunday too. Okay, I got because I wanted to run that by you. Yeah, right, that actually reminds me. I got another guy, stand up comic from Australia, from Australia, that wants to fuck yeah, like possibly explore the opportunity of being like a recurring correspondent, that kind of thing. Maybe Bush it, maybe Brazil could do the same bit, because I like it. If somebody's got a Mike and is willing to be on a podcast once and they're good, why not fucking build them into a show, you know what I mean, especially...

...if they're international, especially if they're fucking international and not us, like not what's going on in Brazil? What's going on in Australia? Yeah, be awesome, Dude. And then, and then, so I reached out to him more so than the American guys. Fuck yeah, and also a different voice, like a female. Somehow, some way, we'll get a female voice. So we'll get international voices and female voices, and I think that'll be but your side, I don't know any female so Gary, Gary, Gary, Jimmy Kimmel? No, so the fuckers name Saturday night live guy is late night show? You mean currently? Yeah, it's not. Jimmy Kimmel. It's the other guy. You mean he's got his own talk show? Yeah, Seth Myers, no, you need Allen. Yeah, that...

Fucker Guy. What about them? He's stold Dana Carve. He's bit last night after Daya Carvey did the bit on his show with him and Mike Myers. Last night he had a bit where he had the band going and he said I'm an old time or something something, not a prospector's something slightly different, and his punch line was like come and get it, and like that's exactly the fucking same was to just stole from Dana Carvey. You asked, fucking Weirdo. Maybe Dana said, Oh, you can have it. He had to have I don't think Danny gives a shit. I don't either. I mean, although, wait a minute, he hasn't done a podcast for about a week and a half now, right, because he doesn't give a shit. Exactly, because didn't give a shit. Mare, mare that little fucking for the last two days. My back and sides of just it's almost...

...like I pulled something. You know, when you you fucking move in, you're like how fuck? Maybe it's a Duma. Oh, I'm pretty sure I got cancer all over my body. It's just it's just eating me away. I got eights all over, fucking teeth, jaw, nack. It's fucking eat me alive and I don't care. I don't care. I want to go out naturally. If I'm going to go out on cancer, I guess I'm going out on cancer as not natural. Well, natural in the fact that I got it. I don't wear fucking game like. But yeah, if I catch something that's caused by society, I'm definitely going to have society try to fix whatever it gave me. If I just catch something that I fuck fucked up, like, I don't know, got sunburning, got cancer, got skin cancer because I laid in the sun too long, well,...

I can't blame society on that. Oh Man. Now, if it's some fum like talcum power cancer or some weird shit like that, yeah, I'm suon somebody's motherfucking ask soon the ASS. Yeah, if I had optimism of wanting to live longer, yeah, I'd fully be on it, but I don't. I don't have any issues. I feel fine. Oh Dude. Yeah, that's why I was laughing when you talking about like I'm old or whatever, because I get it in the context of going to a concert, because going to a concerts fucking work. You got stay up late, you gotta like maybe after Party or definitely going to fuck your diet up a little bit, right. You might have an extra drink or a drink or smoke a little more something. You just definitely fucking up your schedule right just to go see a band. I wasn't talking about that. What I was talking about was in the store the other day in the middle of nowhere. Was it like a hamburger joint, that type of place, and ladies all...

...fluster trying to get orders back and forth, and she was like an old maple kind of lady right, like an apron and a fucking little hair piece, and there's two teenagers working there. They're just fine. She just like trying to figure out how to run the reds there. She just straight up said, I'm well, I'm fifty one years old, like I'm supposed to give her a break, like fifty one, that's my age. I'm like this, I'm older than you and like I just fucking freak down, Mike. I feel like those kids right there, and you are like an old ass lady and I'm like Whoa like? This is why I don't play tender anymore, dude, because I got like fifty one year old ladies that look like old ass mabel that keep going like like, like I'm out. Yeah, I bet you like my fucking like Dick. You want some of these days, you want some of these sweat here. Want some of this clean Dick. It's old, fucking shriveled up fucking Dick. Damn. Yeah,...

I get it. I get it. I still got my youth on my look, but now I definitely don't feel like I'm I'm definitely not at my my, my good, my good energy. Yeah, comes and goes. It'll come back. Some will be here. You can go outside more. All that right. Well, been Nice. I've been going out trying to effort. Today I was so fucking windy that you just go outside and you're like fuck this and now back to the wall.

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