Live from Emo Dojo
Live from Emo Dojo

Episode · 3 months ago

John; August 6, 2021 — Friday Night Live

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

John; August 6, 2021 — Friday Night Live

John and G-Shock shoot the shit on a Friday night. 

What's up welcome back to the EMO Dojo,I'm John Today, it's Friday, it's Friday night! So I'm just to listen tosome music in the studio called out to g shock and join just asecond and what's gonna see sit, live all right, all right, a music from the future resinous yeah.No doubt that was totally like fucking is, like you don't remind me of yeah,reminded me of like when they used to make sci fi movies in the s like judgedread or time cop or shit like that and they'd go to the nightclub and intrying to deride- and it was always just awful fucking bad electroelectronic types- somebody's attempt, at wit the future music, might sound.Like I love t they even had that with the fucking drug dealers to in theclubs. Did you notice that two in the S- oh yeah, fuck yeah, of course, love that Shit, dude? Think about thatsimilarities, cocaine and fucking, stupid news, something just neverchanged! Dude was a the cocaine much better than lastweek, Dude Yeah I got. I got went to my real doctor and got some normal shitfor the the pain from the shingles. So...

...that's all much. I feel much betterfantastical man, I'm happy for you. I got. I was beginning to wonder whetheryou were going to weather this shit or it's just going to fucking. Just grindyour ass down. It grabbed me down pretty good in the way that I justwasn't prepared for it like the numb shoulder that I couldn't move that wasfucked, but when I went to good old, Dor Kong, I got a got a new doctor, DrCong, and that was the fine gave me some his first name. King. I don't know, I think it's I don't know what I don'twant to say what it is, because I don't want some racist. I don't know anythingI say next is going to sound stupid, so it just Dr Kong. He gave US SOM asteroid dream from a fucking shoulder gave me some pills that block nervepain instead of like hmm, you know I be pro fun just prevents inflammation, butthe pain wasn't from inflammation. It was the nerves themselves, so they gotsome shit for that, which is also for your mental health. I remember takingthis when I had brain drugs called the near Anton and then were one otherthing. What was it? Oh, some crazy shit that makes me sleep at night. Knock meright. The fuck out some crazy shit. That makes you sleepat night. You're, like I mean more of this yeah and it's not ambient's, notlike a sleeping pill. It's some kind of. I think it's in the ANAHITA mean family,but anyway it fucking knocked me out the first night, I'm like Whoa, butsleep is what I needed so yeah after about three days recently of that, Ifeel you know about seventy five in. Isn't it amazing how powerful sleep isto US yeah, I love sleep. Sleep is totally underrated. People more peopleshould sleep more, but don't think of it. This way, man,fucking Vince, mick man built the W W F t the W we, the WWF and those fuckingdays of just not fucking, sleeping much man. He was doing a three hour day kindkind of Shit. So after they were done, taping say like raw. You know any ofthose TV taping pay per views that...

...mother fuckers up yeah till likefucking two three in the morning he sleeps between three and six I heard yeah. I believe that some people areinto that too for sure that I definitely billionaire man well, notnecessarily because there's lots of people that sleep plenty orbillionaires do. There's people that, like you know there, they propose to nolack of sleep for hour, workweek kind of billionaires, I'm like! Oh, what?What do you do, the rest of them like leisure, like okay? I want that jobbecause there's a bunch of tech people in tech that we used to stay up allnight on like some kind of speed, not crank or coke, but like Adoratur, yeah,yeah and they'd be up. I did that Shit Dude! That's how I crash my fucking fedx Van Yeah. I don't yeah speed with under the wrong hands is a bit much butanyway, I doubt that that was related, but anyway yeah the some people Hantoit some people take pride in little sleep and I used to be like thatwhen I was in my ties and the older, I got I'm like why there's no benefit, Ifeel much better and I get way more done if I get eight hours a sleeperlike seven, seven and a half yeah, but it's got to be total remsleep, though man, if you're in that, like just I rested my eyes and justkind of relax state. THAT'S NOT SLEEP! It's rest, but it's not like that fullon deep sleep here. You know when you wake up you're, just like all I yeahit's us going to take me a couple of minutes to fucking get out of thisSucke Ke knockout sleep yeah. I love that guy. What you might have a dreamor two you not not necessarily, especially because I smoke a lot ofcannabis and I don't have a lot of dreams. But man, if you feel like you,slept like a log and you wake up the next morning like who go stret meeither. Dude Cannabis is to me the fucking key to sleep yeah and a lot of people understandthat and a lot of people, don't what's your strain of choice right now, areyou smoking some tonight? Oh Man, I oh man, I rolled I rolled anew joint but remember that fucking...

...quarter that I got for a really gooddeal that you're just like dude, that's fucking, going to be shitty as smoke, no dude that one has been perfect forme. It gives me the the perfect, like just cool, not paranoia of anxiety, high, just one that just itjust it hits you and you're like. Oh, I mean they're going to sleep, I'm eithergoing to jerk off or actually yeah, either or more or less sleep is. Do you think it makes you horny we dude weed is my aphrodisiac. It doesput a little tangle in my dangle man. It really does it makes it grow. Itmakes it grow a lot more and I there's Times where after I'm done smoking, youknow I fucking pull my pants down and just enjoy the nature happiness of life.At that moment right I look down on my Dick and I'm like. Why is thismotherfucker growing? This is cool. I'm not thinking is growing. Oh Hey by the way, welcome to theaudience I'd started the show before you came on Mike they're right overhere behind me, nice time I don't care. Now I not want to let you know they'reover there so say: Hi, Hey people, g shock, Jisuke people, he well. You knowwhat they don't call me g shock for nothing exactly. I got some reggae going for you mon. Idid seriously that's some fucking hippy as shit have just being naked and just feeling justfeeling man not Jerkin, just feeling would you live in a commune of NakedPeople? If you got to choose the criteria, what's the alternative,...

...your life? Now I either got to live with a whole.Commune of Naked People are fucking, die now or have your life now, I'm justsaying: Would you live in a Communi if you could like still have all yourstuff and whatever and just live in a commune for a while? Would you do ithmmm, I'm just saying like put a pause inregular life and none of that changes house cars money. All that just staysthe same. You just take a pause. Would you could you try living in like anaked Hippi commune for a year? Man? That's a channelge, a change threemonths, not a change not going to change your six months, you'll start tochange after a year. You might be a different person after a year yeah you definitely be adifferent person, especially if you cannot go back to the life you well. Ithink this is why I say you get to pick the criteria of the people that livewith you, so that that would make it better right. So I'm not son, I don'tlike lime with people period, so the COMTE so extreme channel. What I'mthinking of it's about the size of a ranch? A small ranch and everyone hastheir own bungalow separate to itself, but you got to come out and eat andcook and work on the fields and shit together during the day and sure thething is, everyone is naked. It's a naked come in wait who wait? In other words, you haveto be naked or it's just clothing, optional, thats, a naked commune! HMM! No! I like wearing clothes when I want to, because you do know I'mraised with that Shit, yeah, okay! So it's just my naked part of the pro propart of the programming, because we don't really need clothes. All Right!There's plenty warm inside the house or cool inside the house we got airconditioning had always cars are oasting. We have no, I'm not I'm notgoing to agree with the the whole programming thing to the hundredthdegree, but I will say I do I do like covering up man. I do what I was justtalking about this on a different...

...episode about the clothing industry andthey got US fucking so like wrapped around their pinky and brainwash tothink we need clothes and it turns out they're the second biggest polluter inthe world. I didn't know that and who is this company AmericanApparel? No, the apparel industry overall is the second biggest polluterin the world. The second bit well, okay, who's, the first oil, okay, so oil and then close. So where are they base and clothes comefrom? Well the issue with clothes as many fold, but, for example, so youwork with cotton, there's issues with flooding and over population of thefields and what not, plus it takes about five thousand gallons of water toproduce one pair of jeans in one t: Shirt: THAT'S WASTEFUL! If you usesynthetic clothing like Rayon or polyester, or anything else that comesfrom the petrol industry and that Shit doesn't decompose for ten to twentyyears so and then they used to have just two seasons in fashion now:They've hyped it up to fifty two micro seasons once a week. So, are you beinga rabble rouser and saying we should not fucking wer close because of theenvironment, I'm trying to tie all together with the mask honestly forpeople who don't want to wear masks like you, dumb mother fuckers arewearing clothes already, no one's forcing you to and if we're beingforced to are we being forced to wear close? Why is that a lot? I'm not I'm,not I'M! Not! I'm, not! I'm not down with your cause. Dude M fucking, I'mstanding here in the booth with my Dick Out, okay, yeah yeah. I know you are I I have my my Dick holstered right nowby my underwear. You know this is goat. Work, leather, strap, yeah, exactly fucking Rob Halford'shere with his fucking, you know beard and Shit. Fuck comes in the room, O Hey! Oh, Hey whip, his ass, a E, Hey!You know what Dude, let's change the...

...subject? Really quick and you justplease do fucking segmented it perfectly. You just played a nice SouthPark, sound by Oh yeah. I remember that show.Did you see what happened this week? They have a new episode. What no thesemother fuckers signed? The hugest deal, I think a comedy central history. Theyresign with comedy central, for I think, twenty twenty nine, so we're still going to get South Park,but supposedly supposedly dude, almost a billion dollar contract. That's someHoward stern money, dude they're, like the Howard, Stern, a fucking and yeah,but but they earn it, they earn it more than Stern. In my opinion, as much as Ilove Stern, those mother fuckers are way smarter than him. Yeah they've leda generation of society. Really you know I mean peopledid throw a billion dollars at them, and now they got to keep just makingfun of everything that happens in society in animation form toentertain us a good at it too. They are. They are well yeah. I miss it becauseI'm like they don't make any episodes in like it. You supposed to smell likean episode a week and the season is like twenty episodes on what the fuckis going on here is I got three episodes or many many series or some shit, and thatwas it. It's not happy with the progress. Iknew something was going on with the fucker over there. Hbo Yeah Well You're,one of those types where I can tell when you get into something you want itto keep continuing to go in. I want control to see. That's all justconsistency. I don't like. I can't Binge Watch physical for example,because I'm already into it, so I have to go it till the next week. Good good.I'm glad to hear that man, because I think binge watching after nine o'clock is okay, but if your benchwatching say like from noon to like nine o'clock,...

...you might want to rethink your fuckingpriorities. Yeah get out, you should be doing something at noon with your life,I mean whatever your thing is in life. You should be doing it at noon now. I'mgonna fucking throw that all under the bridge right now and say, like I had todo that today, because the skies are so fucking smoky and it's incredibly hotout here right now that I'm like I'm getting high drinking fair and kind offucks kind, O s so you've been watching physical since noon. I got it. I gotthe whole thing a today, only yeah I got a lot. I did that when I was sickone time and I had to catch up on game of thrones and in a week I had a weekto watch all of game of thrones before the Caesar Finale, serious finale dude.It looks like it's going to rain here right now. That's how fucking grayishit looks, and it's all it's all smoke that shit was coming through here toountil this morning and then the rain came and brought it t to the ground. Ohyeah, that's dude! If we had rain to it'd, be washing out the whole inch yeah, the more and more, I think aboutit. I'm I'm eyeing the north central coast of Oregon. Wait! What's up there, don't move tothe part where they got racist, Oh dude! Now, if you go outside of thecity you're going to deal with it, it's just the way it is, but no I'm talkingthe coast coast if there's racist on the coast, so be it. I can't stop it. Ican't stop races from fucking coming there. Just don't talk to him, don'tgive him any oxygen start hanging out. Well, START! Okay!You know, okay! Well, no! I know Fommer, Mr Oklahoma guy that lives in probablymore racist. That probably is out there thenOregon come on buddy come not for square person. Yeah Guy Come aright. Imy guy, it's the black, it's a bat! The...

...black is not going to happen. It's notnot seriously! Man, I've been thinking about it. There's there's an areacalled sea side and I think it's about. Let's say about an hour west ofPortland on the coast. I think that's about howlong it takes to get from Portland to their and I don't want. I don't want tobe there, for it. I want to be near, is Portland but not near Portland. If youknow what I mean yeah, so you could like drive in to see big shows or youknow, whatever big city kind of Shit, museums and what not and then go backhome Gotcha. What's it way, I thoughtPortland was on the coast brow. How are you going to move thirty miles? Worlinain't on the coast, man? It's on the fucking Columbia, riverence, moreinland that you just probably are not aware of I've been through there when Iwas a baby. It's one thing. I don't remember. I remember the inside of theBronco, that's where I remember the inside of the Bronco and having like atoy totem pole. We got some Indian reservation. She in one thousand ninehundred and eighty eighty one we we did a Avantigni with my cousins up thecoast from my house, up the fucking one and one all the way up to Washington and then caught a ferry andwent over to Vancouver Island and did Vancouver and all that shit too. So Ido, I do recall the amazing greenness of what that was. But at that time I was more into videogames. So I'll be honest with you, man Dude, when we were on that fuckingferry they had video games, asteroids and space and dater yeah. That makessense. I believe that so we were fucking playing the shit out of thatand then, as soon as we docked, it's like fuck. Now we got to go and then onthe, but we took a more time d. We took another ferry to a place north ofVancouver in an area that was just it...

...felt like you're in the woods and in what I recall, because we put abroncho on the ferry and went somewhere else like that. I think it wasVancouver. It's pretty that's all I remember is fucking hell of tall treesand like Indian shit and Crene, so wait. Okay, you used to be in the moving toSokal. Now what has caused your change of heart? Have you been just likemoling it over look in need to be out of this state? I think I think I need adifferent state dude. I think California, the more and more. I lookat what's going on here. It's it's insane it just it just doesn't make sense tome yeah, and I see why there's people moving outand reasons and what not and then straight of chaos. Dude I mean I justwatch it from afar, like because every town I had I moved to, I follow theirlike local news station right in my twitter feed, so I catch news from BayArea Los Angeles Street Port, whatever Louisiana here, and I see that shit allthe time all your headlines, I'm like well, it's just tonstal ized like crazy.That's what I think it is to dude. That's why oftentimes I'll look at thatfor about five minutes in like that's enough for that, because it's just allsensational threats right and you know the more and moreyou and I've had conversations- and you said: Okay Dude, you digested thatnegativity find me some positive stories. You know out of that and I'vetaken on your challenge many times and I went looking for positive stories andI like got these positive stories- are boring, yeah O, but there I think the bottomline is dude. We are addicted to chaos and me. I think I am addicted to acertain bit of chaos. A literal triggers think I need chaos in my lifeto o an extent triggers like you're...

Adrenalin in the way or your fightflight, and if it triggers your fight just enough, you angry enough to get onthrough the fucking day, because otherwise I don't even want to dealwith it. You know he sometimes in you dude, you nailed it seriously. Yourfucking nail there right there, that's part of it, because the expression ofanger is a couple notches in our consciousness above hopelessness. Soany, and I don't consider myself angry, I'm actually a very happy go lucky guy.When I talk to people in person, I'm Ahsa. Actually I get people laughingwhen they come in contact with me. Just because I feel in my head kind of theway stern feels is. I always wanted to make people smile or laugh for surewhenever they come in contact yeah- and I agree, you're, not an angry person-and I wouldn't say I am either, but I definitely have anger like you know Iget angry it totally dude. I think that's the punk rock thing within bothof us and Veni get mad at myself because I'm a grown up after I getangry. I get mad at myself for being angry at something so stupid, I'm myGod. I got to relax on that Shit. That was not even a big deal. Okay, becauseI say things, that's the problem, I'll fucking say some shit and I'll getembarrassed. You know fact I've gotten myself and my kids in trouble for justopening my mouth. Sometimes, Oh, I do I've been around you many at timeswhere I'm like this mother, fuckers open this Guy gonna get his cops, butI'm sure you've said the same thing with me. You know, even though it itdoesn't get an political thing. It gets more into the itsconsideration. I likecrossing Mary. I feel like I'm at a bar with a chick when I'm with you.Sometimes I'm like oh she's, going to get us into a fight gets into a fight. I did any timeyou've hung out with me. Have I ever gotten us into fights? No, but youfucking wing man for Josh, who almost does that mother fucking. He would not letgo of that trans person in the bar that one time after that, I'm like I'm,maybe settle down on drinking cider with Jos, oh my God, no offense Josh,I'm just playing it.

That was funny dude. No, that that nothat's that's actually great to bring that shit up just because he was so onit. You know, I know I know at Dude with tits yeah. There are other shewith tits, I'm like or chick with the deck. It's like dude, great okay, start to think about oldfucking. I didn't know there was a badge of honor to know someone likethat. Well, that's good thing that a lot a lot of times. I've done it beforein the past two. If I'm trying to fit in with the newth group of people or anew idea, I'll kind of throw out I'll, just blatantly say hey, I have the sameexperience and I'll pitch whatever it was. I thought it was and it last flatit lands flat they're like nope. THAT'S NOT IT! What we're here for buthappened it. It happened to one time at live nation. Big Ass Round, tabletwelve feet across easily and there was one ten of US sitting around it right rightacross for me was the fucking CEO and all the planning, all the beds of allthe venues, the shit of Li nation at that time, yeah and we're planning onsome fucking idea right and I'm high as fuck, and then I throw the idea outthere and leave the the CEO just looks at me. Embraced it. I know he looks atme goes: Are you from another fucking planet you're like yeah, no fucking n? It wasfunny too, because there was another company called another planet, but hedidn't mean it in that sense, but oh dude wow. I didn't even make thatconnection. That's awesome! He didn't either. He just thought I was a spacecase for proposing something. So outrageous was that was that fucking?Was it Bannio parn off whatever the fuck is? What is it? Oh you're thinkingof rapin? No, this was Lee Smith. He was the president here in the city, no,not rapin. The guy that split off from live nation and created another planet,...

...yeah per loft, Dude Pearl off right,Greg per loff, Yep yeah, okay. What was it him? Oh, no, no, not at all it washis competitor. It was the guy that books for live nation, okay, so inother words another planet already started around this time for sure yeah.We had a we're competed for certain fact. I think they had taken over theWarfield by this point. You know it's a shame about thewarfield when it took over the war field, so in the back along the hallway,they had these walls by the dressing room that we're been fucking litteredwith people's autographs. For, like thirty years, I've seen it dude rightand down there. So another planet took it over destroyed. It M took it all out, destroyed it all. Sowe had. What do you mean took it? They didn't paint over it. They just like usman, lo through in the trash yeah, because they remodeled that area, sothey just garbage to them, but we had fortunately took some high red picturesand turned a lot of them into t shirts, but so you're telling me that thatfucking autograph wall right there that they remove that cement they did not. Ido that's, got to be if another planet took over the war field or anothercompany, because I don't think it's another planet do I think it's Aeg,because another planet a lot of plants across the bay. I don't know this well.This was fifteen years ago. So don't know wow. Okay, now you're, okay, because now you completely lostme now. I don't think another planet was even started. It didn't start tillafter the the whole live nation just absorb bill, Graham as Bill Graham andthen per life. Just goes fuck you I'm creating my Bolgrad. Remember theycalled it s F for a while there's a t that was that was like ear that waslate, late s early and right Yep, and then it went to clear channel andnobody liked the name clear. Just doing...

...my store around that time, I didn'tkeep up with it yeah, even though yeah clear just advertised on radio. Nobodylike nobody liked the name clear channel because we're all like thoseare those Christian fuckers out of Houston. That's a that's everybody inCalifornia. A music was then right. Do clear channels always spend just likethe fucking Christian supported monetary communications company thattook over the whole entire, like shed industry, yeah well hands with IRA?Remember they banned a bunch of songs during the Gulf War, like twenty songs,Twenty Band Hell, hell yeah, I do yeah and then so yeah their plan was sincethey had owned billboards across America and radio stations. Theythought that hey, if we own the concert venues to will own everything. Well,the problem was nobody in the music industry in Los Angeles, elect anybodythere right, so they eventually, I just just split it off and call it somethingelse, thank God for La fucking being who la is at that at that time, yeahyeah. You know what I've noticed that. Finally, I guess it's just been leakingover slowly, but Nashville is the center of the music industry now not inLos Angeles. I know I like t know I'm hearing that I'm hearing that fromquite a few podcasts I listen to when they interview some of these musiciansand they all say the same thing yeah I got to go to Nashville right now is theshit to to like be in and and the more more I keep hearing that I'm like God.I want to go to Nashville just to yeah me too, it is fuck yeah. I probablystart a trip and everything I'm like yeah one of these days, that'll be aplace and Angie, I think, used to live there fora bit too. So she was telling me some good spots to go to and not to go to.So why didn't she stay lost her job. She was working for arecord label there. Okay and then then she gus went to SanFrancisco after that, but yeah sosh wait a minute. She went from Nashvilleto San Francisco to Oklahoma. Well, she...

...started in Oklahoma, that's where she'sfrom right so then to go and get into music. She went to Nashville and then Fand then to San Francisco and then backed to Oklahoma right, exactlyGotcha. So she got. She got basically all the fucking experience and schooling and then she just like fuck,I'm gonna, just bring this back to Oklahoma, where I'm from that's cool, yeah yeah for sure, for Ican respect that she's, a good hustler that makes that basically means thatshe a her original game plan when she was living. There was like I'm going togo, learn how to fucking, do this shit and bring it to this country or bringit to this area. I don't know what he plans. I've never asked her about that,because maybe she just wanted to leave forever or something or she lost herway. It could be either way. Yeah, I don't want to speculate because she'smy friend but yeah- I don't know that's not. I get that I'll bring it on a birdwere okay, we're, okay, we're talking about it for sure yes, she's cool too I'm just speculating, I'm justspeculating, I'm speculating, which, just on you what I think on this topic.Who else was on that Eddie Murphy, Johnny Carson? You were just watching. Let's see here, nobody remember because I think the oneI saw had ellen degeneres. That sounds funny. Were they on theseats together? I don't know do because, as soon as I watched the first segmentof the Eddie Murphy thing you and I communicated by the text- and I bailedGod o got Yo. I didn't I didn't see because I'm starting to think the one Isaw was Eddie Murphy and George Carlin and it was Trib. Oh Yeah. That would be fun to watchbecause it was s like Eddie was coming...

...up in the superstar Eddie Right, Shiny,black, eddy, the big gold and all that right in eighty three, eighty fourright, yeah and Carlin was at his peak almost to me. You know what I mean, butvery very well. He was known to influence all those guys. Yeah YeahChemistry was wild good step made. So I did I text you about that thing. AboutGeorge Carlin license his bits to other countries, God yeah yeah. You did. I think it wasabout like a month or so ago. Yeah, I don't know, I we told the audience,that's pretty interesting. They just he licensed his bits, like the seven dirtywords, two comedians in other countries, all the way around the world. Sonowadays you couldn't really do that. But back in the S we didn't have globaltelecommunications. The way we do now, so nobody in America knew that if youwent over to, I think it was Sweden, there's two Swedish guys that didexactly the same bit with permission and even got recorded and put on radioand that sort of stuff and and George just got paid back in royalties yeah. So I'm like hot's a fucking geniusmoves like I got bits they're like songs. Why not sell them to othercountries and back then, like you know, nobody heard of there's no cross TransAtlantic communication that way right right, right, yeah, there was noInternet yea, that's one thing: a lot of people should realize if they have no idea what life was like beforethe Internet before the Internet, it took a while to get information andit was an instant. Your brains had worked harder. That's one thing I missed and now back to the wall.

In-Stream Audio Search

NEW

Search across all episodes within this podcast

Episodes (116)