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During the Challenger disaster, I was up in a tree ...

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Correction; those actors in "Come As You Are" were not disabled
Where were you when the Challenger shuttle exploded?
Bones Brigade: An Autobiography
Skateboarders Vs. Ninjas
Why some people aren’t wearing masks …
Wearing masks is basic sanitation, like using toilet paper.

Well, come back to daily emotions. I'm johnny emotions. Thanks for listening, if you were listening yesterday. Soyeah, that was a cat outside, a much bigger cat than the normalstray cat. This thing was huge. It was the size of almost ofa small pit bull. That's where I thought it was, because there'sa straight pit bull that runs around, kind of a cute little dark gray, smoky gray looking thing, maybe a mini pit you know that size.But a cat to be almost the size of a mini bits pretty big fuckingcat and look like Chewbacca, super hairy and crazy looking. And then Iwent back about two minutes after that and there's like three snails there where thecat was. I don't know, cat was a demon or some spirit andjust turned into snails or what happened? Anyway. So welcome back, andit Saturday. Pretty decent day. I just kind of laid low. There'slike a windstorm sweeping through Oklahoma, so it's kind of gnarly outside, prettynice inside. Watched a little bit of Netflix. Oh here, remember thatmovie I was talking about, not carts of darkness, come as you arewhere. I said it was actors who actually had the disabilities that they wereportraying in the movie because that's what I had heard and that's what I watchedit like. I don't like watch a movie in like Wiki Pedia and Shitwhile I'm watching the movie, so I don't I don't care. I justtake it someone's word for it and to watch it. But anyway, nowapparently those were all three actors pretending they had disabilities. I mean the charactersin the movie had disabilities, but they were all actors and the disabilities weremade up. So that's kind of bullshit. I like the story much better whenI actually thought they hired disabe disabled actors to play the roles of disabledcharacters. They did not. I was wrong. I apologize and I'm sorry. You know told me that g shock,...

...he watched it after he got donejerking off to his whatever when he was doing but oh, okay,speaking of Netflix and jerking off in a roundabout way. So I was watchingthat Challenger series pretty good right, and it makes you wonder like wow,where were you when the Challenger disaster happened? I remember exactly where I was.I was a horny little kid and I remember distinctly that we were goingto watch the challenger in our class that day. Can't remember how old Iwas. I felt like I don't know. I remember I mm was had aorgasm when I was like ten or eleven. So I was pretty muchin their masturbating since then on. And Guy Wren say it was like sixthgrade Middle School, somewhere like that, lower middle school. Anyway, Iwas young and challenge of thing came on, like hmm, can I go tothe bathroom? So I asked to go to the bathroom. While Iknew everybody's attention was focused on the challenger thing. I went to the bathroomand like, nope, this isn't private enough, this isn't a good enoughplace. God Damn it, too many people walk in this. So Ikind of walked around, went behind some the dumpster back by the cafeteria.No, I don't know how long it's going to take. Him might takea minute, but I know I got I'm fucking horny little kids. Somewant walking around a school hallways. This little kid like wonder, like we'regonna go fucking jerk off, and so I would like. I like climbingtrees right. Well, the school had a whole bunch of like kind ofold growth not old, super old growth,...

...but definitely like forty or fifty yearold pine trees around it all over it, almost like a small forceprotecting it from the nearby road. So I found one. However, thetrees, the trunk of the tree is right down there in the dirt nearone of the classrooms, at the end of a wing. Well, there'sone of those kind of trees that happen to have low enough branches to whereyou can get a good handle, hold up and just live yourself up.I got a hold of that class shit two stories, at least two storiesup that tree. So two twenty five feet in the tree and it wasstill nice bushy tree full of pine needles and sap. I remember sap onmy hands all over, like fuck, how it's going to work? That'show my mind thought as a kid, to fuck anyway. So yeah,I've found under the cover of the foliage of the tree, the foliage.I was up there while the shuttle was on the TV downstairs and all thekids were in the classrooms watching it explode. I was up in the tree doingmy own thing, bigs, spanking my monkey like a monkey in atree, just playing with this thing. My God, that was weird.I didn't even think about that until the fucking Netflix thing about the challenger cameon. I'm like, Oh yeah, remember that was on the TV inmy come on, I'll come on. Don't remember actually seeing it explode inreal time. I wasn't in the classroom. Was Open a tree jerking off.fucking a that's what you do at that age. I guess I didall kinds of weird shit when I was a kid. In fact, Ihave a whole list here. I just had called it my high jinks list, my list of high jinks. Just gonna like that word. Yeah,I'll share some more of them with you later here. Let we'll read somefrom the list of titles. Johnny m took too much acid. War Zone, the nuclear bomb and helicopter incident. Monkey spanking in the tree. Thatwas that one. Just now I to...

...talk to you about. What thefuck is new gangridge doing here? That's another title. MMM, exploding traincars meet the fosters car rolls into a ditch on the way to the mineshaft. skippy can't stop a grab and run at eleven. Lost my virginity duringthe love vote. Mooning the kids at Christian Daycare, mooning causes car crashat high school and trance crashing. Chris is uncle's car crashing. Steve's greenbeast didn't just versus skaters. Oh, here's the cool story. Okay,I'll share one of these hijaks. I was watching a pretty cool documentary.Like I'm generation x and kind of proud of it. There's a lot ofcool stuff that we invented and we started in the days just before computers.Invented computers and learned to Code and everything, and now we are fully versed incomputers. So I've always thought it was cool to be generation x.That said, that's my perspective for why I like this documentary so much.I saw one today called Bones Brigade and autobiography. So it was a reallywellmade documentary. It's looks like it was recently made, in the past coupleof years, but they had access to all the old school footage of theoriginal skate team, the bones brigade. So Tony Hawk, Tommy Guerrero,l once mountain, Rodney Mullin and missing one or two. But anyway,if you're into skate culture at all, you know those names and it wasamazing and it was really cool stacy parral to. Obviously it was about palper alta and the bones brigade and, for those who don't know skateboards,the skateboard company Powell per Alta made skate decks and their wheels, one oftheir brands of wheels were called bones. So the skate team is called BonesBrigade. That's why they got the name. Autobiography and really cool. I meanI dug it a lot. was like two hours long, but itdidn't seem like it didn't seem that long. It seemed almost like the movie flippedon itself sometimes when you think you...

...covered something and then it goes backtwenty minutes later and kind of covers the same thing again. The interviews wereall really, really interesting, well shot in a nice set, good lights, good video, good sound, all that stuff. So highly recommend bonesbrigade and autobiography. That brings me to the weird ass story I have.When we were skaters back in the day. So when we were in high schoolwe were like little skate punkers, skate thrashers, skate rockers, whateveryou call it, depending on the month of the season. We would growour hair or cut it and change the music. But we were always skateboarding. Now this was the time of like fast times at Ridgemont high and wewere stoned all the time anyway, a lot of times on acid, sometimesdrunk or whatever, not usually mostly stoned and sometimes acid. Those are twomain things. So we we went up to the darkened high school. Likeback in the day, the high schools were not chained off, they werenot caged in. There was no fences in high schools. There was justa school and maybe a gate for the car so that nobody can park inthe parking lot on the weekends. But aside from that, if you're ona bicycle or walking or skateboarding, you just go right into the quad walkall around the hallways at night time, because most of the hallways at thisschool were open and just covered by kind of overhangs, like awning type things. Well, one day me and my buddies get up there. We're skatingall around, getting in the middle of the quad, in the middle ofthe school campus. There's just like an open area and all around us whereyou know, you can see the kind of moonlight against the rooftops, we'resmoking some weed. We started to see fucking silhouettes of people on the roof. Well, like, you got to be Goddamn kiddy. What the fuckis that? We are to confirm with each other that we were seeing wasactual, not hallucination? Well, not a hallucination, it was real.So we could come on, because we're...

...a fucking bold and like full ofPiss and vinegar anyway. So we wanted to kick anything's ASS that, Iguess scared UST or was unsure of or whatever is. So we just hoppeddown skateboard and started skating toward those shadowy figures on the rooftops, on theawnings and above the hallways. So we got up to there and then theystart running like quietly, like literally Ninja's. There were Ninja's on the fucking roofof our high school in Ninja costumes, like the full get up black hoods. And the one point one of them jumps off the roof and triesto pretend he knows martial arts. Well, like three of US skaters actually knewmartial arts, so we weren't having any that shit. We're like justa fucking mess. And then the couple of the other guys droped down andjust as soon as we're going about to beat this guy's ass, not evenwith martial arts. We've been just got fucking macing with our skateboards, likebeing dorks. But we're from pulls off his hood and it's just some dumb, Dorky punk from school, like like we were skateboarders. Well, theywere like cosplay Ninja's. That was their fun. They would just dress uplike Ninja's on the weekend and go fucking hang out at's at the school andThrow Ninja Stars and pretend they knew martial arts moves and we were the skatersthat they encountered. So Super Bizarre, Manna. I'm not to say it'sjust a weird as story. If you have any weird stories you like toshare, I would like to hear them too, because, man, ifI have stories like that, you must have stories like that. Nobody justhas a normal life, but if you frame it right, it seems exciting. Ninja's on the roof of a high school, cool and whole. HollyMoley. You should hear some of the other stories that happened up there inSacramento USA back in the late S. Goddamn, it was crazy times justbefore they invented AIDS. So when you...

...got the pandemic now and people arelike, oh, we can't go outside and hang out in groups, willback in the s we couldn't fuck because we are used to fucking. Justbefore that we had heard. As kids, we had heard of like sexual transmitteddiseases and my mom was a nurse, so for sure she had like awhole semester on VD venarial diseases. So I'd heard of all of themand my God damn, that's gross. I don't want to get into ofthat Shit. Anyway, we were kids and we still fucked a lot.And then came aid's and there's like what, you can die from fucking? NoWay, and you know we did. We cap fucking. So when Isee kids today out there and not wearing masks, I disagree with it. Yeah, I think it's selfish, it's killing people, but I alsoremember very vividly when we were kids and there's a sexually transmitted disease that wasdeadly, especially back then, there was no, absolutely no care for it. If you got HIV, it would turn to AIDS pretty quickly and you'dpretty quickly die, and we didn't care. The thing we wanted to do overroad our desire to stay alive. We would rather fucking die than notfuck live, and I think that's the way a lot of people get inthe pandemic. They would just rather live the way they want to live andsay, fuck it, I'd rather die just doing this then, you know, live my life continually, perpetually with a mask or with whatever. Idon't know what they're thinking, honestly, but I think it's something like that. I heard somebody make a good point on, I don't know, thenews. It might have been bidens, like transition, covid response person,whoever it is, some lady was she made a good point. Part ofthe wearing a mask is like a marketing strategy. Trump sucks it things likethis. Plus he's a pussy like when if he gets any hint or anywith that his crowd doesn't want mass he'll,...

...oh, okay, no, youknow, just backs off. So anyway, because he loves making upthem brands, you know, steal the vote or stop to steal, orhe's fucking he loves making up slogans and this case it won't help him.But for whatever reason he doesn't want to make a brand or a slogan forwearing masks. Anyhow, the lady from Biden's team does want to position itin a much more effective way, and what she had said was I thinkshe's talking to a newscaster and she goes, I don't know why these people don'twear masks. It's just basic sanitation, like using toilet paper. Who doesn'tuse toilet paper? Nailed it. I think it's a valid way topresent wearing a mask and also decency. We have to wear pants, wehave to wear tops, women do anyway. I wouldn't muchure to see people runit around with their TITTI's out and a mask on, or even theirbottoms off in their Dick and balls and whatever all hanging out and still weara mask. You know, I am not offended by the sexual organs atall. I am offended if some fucking deadly germs come out of your faceholes, though. So anyway, there's a couple of ways we can getpeople to wear masks. We can both convince them that if you don't weara mask, it's like you don't wipe your ass, you don't even usetoilet paper probably, and conversely, we can get them to wear masks byincluding it in existing decency laws. Cover your fucking face holes. We don'twant to see that. It's like your Butt Hole, all right, butenough about me. So tomorrow I should have a guest on. I won'tsay the person's name case they flake. MMM, if they don't show up, we'll probably a GEZ shock around. Cool, all right, I'm goingto get out of here. Doing a podcast today. I'm working it.I hope you are too, and thanks...

...for being here. I like talkingto you and it's great to be heard. And now back to the wall.

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