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During the Challenger disaster, I was up in a tree ...

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Correction; those actors in "Come As You Are" were not disabled
Where were you when the Challenger shuttle exploded?
Bones Brigade: An Autobiography
Skateboarders Vs. Ninjas
Why some people aren’t wearing masks …
Wearing masks is basic sanitation, like using toilet paper.

Well, come back to daily emotions. I'm johnny emotions. Thanks for listening, if you were listening yesterday. So yeah, that was a cat outside, a much bigger cat than the normal stray cat. This thing was huge. It was the size of almost of a small pit bull. That's where I thought it was, because there's a straight pit bull that runs around, kind of a cute little dark gray, smoky gray looking thing, maybe a mini pit you know that size. But a cat to be almost the size of a mini bits pretty big fucking cat and look like Chewbacca, super hairy and crazy looking. And then I went back about two minutes after that and there's like three snails there where the cat was. I don't know, cat was a demon or some spirit and just turned into snails or what happened? Anyway. So welcome back, and it Saturday. Pretty decent day. I just kind of laid low. There's like a windstorm sweeping through Oklahoma, so it's kind of gnarly outside, pretty nice inside. Watched a little bit of Netflix. Oh here, remember that movie I was talking about, not carts of darkness, come as you are where. I said it was actors who actually had the disabilities that they were portraying in the movie because that's what I had heard and that's what I watched it like. I don't like watch a movie in like Wiki Pedia and Shit while I'm watching the movie, so I don't I don't care. I just take it someone's word for it and to watch it. But anyway, now apparently those were all three actors pretending they had disabilities. I mean the characters in the movie had disabilities, but they were all actors and the disabilities were made up. So that's kind of bullshit. I like the story much better when I actually thought they hired disabe disabled actors to play the roles of disabled characters. They did not. I was wrong. I apologize and I'm sorry. You know told me that g shock,...

...he watched it after he got done jerking off to his whatever when he was doing but oh, okay, speaking of Netflix and jerking off in a roundabout way. So I was watching that Challenger series pretty good right, and it makes you wonder like wow, where were you when the Challenger disaster happened? I remember exactly where I was. I was a horny little kid and I remember distinctly that we were going to watch the challenger in our class that day. Can't remember how old I was. I felt like I don't know. I remember I mm was had a orgasm when I was like ten or eleven. So I was pretty much in their masturbating since then on. And Guy Wren say it was like sixth grade Middle School, somewhere like that, lower middle school. Anyway, I was young and challenge of thing came on, like hmm, can I go to the bathroom? So I asked to go to the bathroom. While I knew everybody's attention was focused on the challenger thing. I went to the bathroom and like, nope, this isn't private enough, this isn't a good enough place. God Damn it, too many people walk in this. So I kind of walked around, went behind some the dumpster back by the cafeteria. No, I don't know how long it's going to take. Him might take a minute, but I know I got I'm fucking horny little kids. Some want walking around a school hallways. This little kid like wonder, like we're gonna go fucking jerk off, and so I would like. I like climbing trees right. Well, the school had a whole bunch of like kind of old growth not old, super old growth,...

...but definitely like forty or fifty year old pine trees around it all over it, almost like a small force protecting it from the nearby road. So I found one. However, the trees, the trunk of the tree is right down there in the dirt near one of the classrooms, at the end of a wing. Well, there's one of those kind of trees that happen to have low enough branches to where you can get a good handle, hold up and just live yourself up. I got a hold of that class shit two stories, at least two stories up that tree. So two twenty five feet in the tree and it was still nice bushy tree full of pine needles and sap. I remember sap on my hands all over, like fuck, how it's going to work? That's how my mind thought as a kid, to fuck anyway. So yeah, I've found under the cover of the foliage of the tree, the foliage. I was up there while the shuttle was on the TV downstairs and all the kids were in the classrooms watching it explode. I was up in the tree doing my own thing, bigs, spanking my monkey like a monkey in a tree, just playing with this thing. My God, that was weird. I didn't even think about that until the fucking Netflix thing about the challenger came on. I'm like, Oh yeah, remember that was on the TV in my come on, I'll come on. Don't remember actually seeing it explode in real time. I wasn't in the classroom. Was Open a tree jerking off. fucking a that's what you do at that age. I guess I did all kinds of weird shit when I was a kid. In fact, I have a whole list here. I just had called it my high jinks list, my list of high jinks. Just gonna like that word. Yeah, I'll share some more of them with you later here. Let we'll read some from the list of titles. Johnny m took too much acid. War Zone, the nuclear bomb and helicopter incident. Monkey spanking in the tree. That was that one. Just now I to...

...talk to you about. What the fuck is new gangridge doing here? That's another title. MMM, exploding train cars meet the fosters car rolls into a ditch on the way to the mineshaft. skippy can't stop a grab and run at eleven. Lost my virginity during the love vote. Mooning the kids at Christian Daycare, mooning causes car crash at high school and trance crashing. Chris is uncle's car crashing. Steve's green beast didn't just versus skaters. Oh, here's the cool story. Okay, I'll share one of these hijaks. I was watching a pretty cool documentary. Like I'm generation x and kind of proud of it. There's a lot of cool stuff that we invented and we started in the days just before computers. Invented computers and learned to Code and everything, and now we are fully versed in computers. So I've always thought it was cool to be generation x. That said, that's my perspective for why I like this documentary so much. I saw one today called Bones Brigade and autobiography. So it was a really wellmade documentary. It's looks like it was recently made, in the past couple of years, but they had access to all the old school footage of the original skate team, the bones brigade. So Tony Hawk, Tommy Guerrero, l once mountain, Rodney Mullin and missing one or two. But anyway, if you're into skate culture at all, you know those names and it was amazing and it was really cool stacy parral to. Obviously it was about pal per alta and the bones brigade and, for those who don't know skateboards, the skateboard company Powell per Alta made skate decks and their wheels, one of their brands of wheels were called bones. So the skate team is called Bones Brigade. That's why they got the name. Autobiography and really cool. I mean I dug it a lot. was like two hours long, but it didn't seem like it didn't seem that long. It seemed almost like the movie flipped on itself sometimes when you think you...

...covered something and then it goes back twenty minutes later and kind of covers the same thing again. The interviews were all really, really interesting, well shot in a nice set, good lights, good video, good sound, all that stuff. So highly recommend bones brigade and autobiography. That brings me to the weird ass story I have. When we were skaters back in the day. So when we were in high school we were like little skate punkers, skate thrashers, skate rockers, whatever you call it, depending on the month of the season. We would grow our hair or cut it and change the music. But we were always skateboarding. Now this was the time of like fast times at Ridgemont high and we were stoned all the time anyway, a lot of times on acid, sometimes drunk or whatever, not usually mostly stoned and sometimes acid. Those are two main things. So we we went up to the darkened high school. Like back in the day, the high schools were not chained off, they were not caged in. There was no fences in high schools. There was just a school and maybe a gate for the car so that nobody can park in the parking lot on the weekends. But aside from that, if you're on a bicycle or walking or skateboarding, you just go right into the quad walk all around the hallways at night time, because most of the hallways at this school were open and just covered by kind of overhangs, like awning type things. Well, one day me and my buddies get up there. We're skating all around, getting in the middle of the quad, in the middle of the school campus. There's just like an open area and all around us where you know, you can see the kind of moonlight against the rooftops, we're smoking some weed. We started to see fucking silhouettes of people on the roof. Well, like, you got to be Goddamn kiddy. What the fuck is that? We are to confirm with each other that we were seeing was actual, not hallucination? Well, not a hallucination, it was real. So we could come on, because we're...

...a fucking bold and like full of Piss and vinegar anyway. So we wanted to kick anything's ASS that, I guess scared UST or was unsure of or whatever is. So we just hopped down skateboard and started skating toward those shadowy figures on the rooftops, on the awnings and above the hallways. So we got up to there and then they start running like quietly, like literally Ninja's. There were Ninja's on the fucking roof of our high school in Ninja costumes, like the full get up black hoods. And the one point one of them jumps off the roof and tries to pretend he knows martial arts. Well, like three of US skaters actually knew martial arts, so we weren't having any that shit. We're like just a fucking mess. And then the couple of the other guys droped down and just as soon as we're going about to beat this guy's ass, not even with martial arts. We've been just got fucking macing with our skateboards, like being dorks. But we're from pulls off his hood and it's just some dumb, Dorky punk from school, like like we were skateboarders. Well, they were like cosplay Ninja's. That was their fun. They would just dress up like Ninja's on the weekend and go fucking hang out at's at the school and Throw Ninja Stars and pretend they knew martial arts moves and we were the skaters that they encountered. So Super Bizarre, Manna. I'm not to say it's just a weird as story. If you have any weird stories you like to share, I would like to hear them too, because, man, if I have stories like that, you must have stories like that. Nobody just has a normal life, but if you frame it right, it seems exciting. Ninja's on the roof of a high school, cool and whole. Holly Moley. You should hear some of the other stories that happened up there in Sacramento USA back in the late S. Goddamn, it was crazy times just before they invented AIDS. So when you...

...got the pandemic now and people are like, oh, we can't go outside and hang out in groups, will back in the s we couldn't fuck because we are used to fucking. Just before that we had heard. As kids, we had heard of like sexual transmitted diseases and my mom was a nurse, so for sure she had like a whole semester on VD venarial diseases. So I'd heard of all of them and my God damn, that's gross. I don't want to get into of that Shit. Anyway, we were kids and we still fucked a lot. And then came aid's and there's like what, you can die from fucking? No Way, and you know we did. We cap fucking. So when I see kids today out there and not wearing masks, I disagree with it. Yeah, I think it's selfish, it's killing people, but I also remember very vividly when we were kids and there's a sexually transmitted disease that was deadly, especially back then, there was no, absolutely no care for it. If you got HIV, it would turn to AIDS pretty quickly and you'd pretty quickly die, and we didn't care. The thing we wanted to do over road our desire to stay alive. We would rather fucking die than not fuck live, and I think that's the way a lot of people get in the pandemic. They would just rather live the way they want to live and say, fuck it, I'd rather die just doing this then, you know, live my life continually, perpetually with a mask or with whatever. I don't know what they're thinking, honestly, but I think it's something like that. I heard somebody make a good point on, I don't know, the news. It might have been bidens, like transition, covid response person, whoever it is, some lady was she made a good point. Part of the wearing a mask is like a marketing strategy. Trump sucks it things like this. Plus he's a pussy like when if he gets any hint or any with that his crowd doesn't want mass he'll,...

...oh, okay, no, you know, just backs off. So anyway, because he loves making up them brands, you know, steal the vote or stop to steal, or he's fucking he loves making up slogans and this case it won't help him. But for whatever reason he doesn't want to make a brand or a slogan for wearing masks. Anyhow, the lady from Biden's team does want to position it in a much more effective way, and what she had said was I think she's talking to a newscaster and she goes, I don't know why these people don't wear masks. It's just basic sanitation, like using toilet paper. Who doesn't use toilet paper? Nailed it. I think it's a valid way to present wearing a mask and also decency. We have to wear pants, we have to wear tops, women do anyway. I wouldn't muchure to see people run it around with their TITTI's out and a mask on, or even their bottoms off in their Dick and balls and whatever all hanging out and still wear a mask. You know, I am not offended by the sexual organs at all. I am offended if some fucking deadly germs come out of your face holes, though. So anyway, there's a couple of ways we can get people to wear masks. We can both convince them that if you don't wear a mask, it's like you don't wipe your ass, you don't even use toilet paper probably, and conversely, we can get them to wear masks by including it in existing decency laws. Cover your fucking face holes. We don't want to see that. It's like your Butt Hole, all right, but enough about me. So tomorrow I should have a guest on. I won't say the person's name case they flake. MMM, if they don't show up, we'll probably a GEZ shock around. Cool, all right, I'm going to get out of here. Doing a podcast today. I'm working it. I hope you are too, and thanks...

...for being here. I like talking to you and it's great to be heard. And now back to the wall.

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