Live from Emo Dojo
Live from Emo Dojo

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Meet Shock — My cohost from Shock and Emotions

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I was talking about my sleep hygiene and Shock changes the subject to his dick chafing from jerking off too much ... possibly with a fake vagina. Real-life pandemic lockdown problems on today's Daily Emotions.

Welcome back, it's Friday. Youmade it to the end of the week. This is johnny emotions and that makesthis show daily emotions. So I was having my buddy gee shock comeon and she shock never fails to entertain. So I was talking to him aboutmy sleep habits and how we're getting through covid and sharing, you know, some of our struggles. So I'm talking sleep and then he just instantlyshifts the topic to Chafing Dick from jacking off too much, and then itkind of goes downhill from there. Fortunately it's only like twelve thirteen minutes long. Enjoy see when you come out of those up temple goddamn numbers, man, is impossible to make those transitions. The only issues like sometimes the eighthours feels perfect amount of sleep and it sometimes it feels like not enough.HMM, Gotcha. Oh, and the...

...other thing I think I'm going throughto dude is I think my my sexual urges or starting to diminish on theporn side now, diminish overall, or just you don't care about porn asmuch anymore. I'm not caring about porn as much anymore. But if youhad a companion that you were into, you'd be into it. What doyou mean? If I had a if I had a companion, I'd beinto that as a companion. I'm just talking to yeah, we're over sure. So, like if you had a girlfriend who is hot to you,that was available because you guys covided together or something you befriend all time?Yeah, I just don't know where they're at. Man, I don't know. That's yeah more. That's the problem. Totally different conversation. I'm just tryingto discern if your overall sex drive is weening or you just not intoporn just doesn't matter that much anymore. Hum sounds like definitely the ladder.So if you had a hot chick,...

...whatever hot chick means to you,that was your girlfriend or available to yeah, you'd be fine. You'd be asexually attracted I hope so. Goddamn it up, broke it. Ihope so. I think so. I don't know. fucking horny. I'ma Horny motherfucker, like this guy. No drink at here. I wasI was really, really like last week, but I'm just saying that this pastweek, Oh man, this is the longest I've gone in a longtime. For like not having their urge to fucking SPANK will out. Yeah, I did that about three weeks ago. I didn't think anything of it.Honestly, I was just busy and my mind was preoccupied with other stuff. But I'm not busy. That's the problem. Well, HMM, Iguess, but you could. Your mind can still be preoccupied with other stuffeven if you're not physically busy too, like when I'm not physically busy aswhen my mind goes craziest. And okay,...

...yes, yes, yea, sothere was. Yeah, there was a weird actually it mim was occupied. It was. It was weird, though, because I didn't noticed tilllike three days out and like you know what, I haven't had any exercisein like three days. Jeez, I should get so I'm like, nope, just not feeling it. Oh, man, I haven't gone that.I try not to go. I'll do a day, but man, twoor three, that's hard. I though I said you went a week.I thought you said exercising. Well, that's what I call it. Oh, I didn't know that. I'm not exercising as exercising. Well, thatis exercising. Know that that's exercise. No, it's not shut the fuckup. So yeah, anyway, in the context of this conversation, yes, that is what I'm referring to. So Yeah, Oh, okay,and that's kind of the way I think of it in my mind too,and that's kind of the feeling I had to because, like you know,like when you go exercise, exercise like...

...ride your bike or go for along walk or hike or something. Right, usually I'm into it, unless Iknow that I'm going to a strend, you a hike, but I knowI need it, then there's a slight hesitancy, but usually I likenature. But anyway, it kind of felt like that. Like well,especially when I used to jog a lot, I definitely did not like to startto jog. I liked it about ten minutes in, once you getyour heart rate up and the adrenaline starts flowing, and I loved it whenI finished. If that's the best feeling ever starting. Yeah, it's kindof the same way. When I was going through that little dry spell,I'm like I should get up an exercise. Like no, no, I'm sleepy, I'm just going to go to bed next morning, like should exercise. I'm like yeah, I should I'm like, Oh, I'm almost donewith the shower. If I get I was gonna get dressed, you know. And then a couple days goes by, like you really have an exercise ina while? How do you know it still works? Well, ofcourse it still works, but I mean in my mind looks like the deviland the angel on either shoulder, but...

...they're just arguing back and forth inmy work and I like, if I'm like look, it works, theyit's like you can just make it work like that. Shut up, Itold you not to. It's like we're not exercise. And then I'm inmy mind, I'm like I gotta do something. Yeah, I just it'sI kind of forgetful about it, but I never really thought it was likeI lost the urge because I just never was looking for the urge in myhead. But I did notice missing it, kind of like if I don't gethigh, like sometimes like what's missing with my day? HMM, it'slike three o'clock and I haven't got high. That's what it is, like.Let me smoke a little bit, smoke a little bit, like Ah, that's it, that's what I was looking for. Perfect now I'm hardnow I gotta go fucking take care of that Shit. Yeah, right,right. So, yeah, I don't know. Don't be so hard inyourself. It'll be it'll be back, it will be fine. It's easyfor me to say because life appears normal out here, except for lack ofchicks. But I ain't chasing shit quite this moment. I haven't seen awant to chase around in the vicinity,...

...but I do so. Also somemore personal shit that was going on that I haven't revealed yet. That wasquite a concerning but like health, reladyship or something well regarding that area,like balls, anus, all that. Shaft. Yeah, I feel you. I mean I'm not feeling a shaft, but I feel the stress of havinglike ailments that I'm because I'm a hypochondriac dude. I'm always jump intothe worst thing. I bought my fucking elbow and forget about it in themonth later, still like bone brews and like maybe I got elbow cancer.No, man, I thinking about like jerk scars. Oh yeah, Ihave that too. That scars by mean like they're almost healed. They're notgoing to be scarred forever. Let's put it that way. I just seeit. I had. I have never had those before and that's what concernedme. Oh really, it's not a frequent thing. I had them morewhen I was a kid, and a...

...lot of its changing up. Thethis is new, the lubricant, this is new, and I was kindof concerned. I think I'm like think, our old ass, fifty year oldskin just gets gets the easier to bruise or something. You know whatI mean. Just, yeah, damn it. You know, you alsogot to keep in mind I had a toy that I was messing around withtoo. So, oh, yeah, knows outside, who knows whether thatfucking celicone rubber? You know, it was just rubbing up against it thewrong way. Hold on one second, I gotta let the straight hat out. Just pushing through. I've been doing a podcast today, like I wastelling you I was going to do. I'm doing that. This will probablyjust this will be. Go. Yeah, this will be end up being oneof them, because I'm not going to do more podcasting than this rightnow. So say hi, Gee Shock,...

...this is Gary, Gary Shock,everybody, everybody, we're doing a podcast right now. Well, I'vebeen recording all this time, so you might as well say hi. SoI can at least edit in a hello. Nah, Hey, what's up?Okay, so here's how I started it too. So the one Idoom by myself, I just call that daily emotions. Simple enough, right. And then the one I do with you I call shocking the emotions andI put it on two separate RSS feeds. However, since I'm doing one aday, this one is going to go in my daily emotions feed.That's why I just said you gotta yes, say hide everybody like you just did. So thank you. You're welcome. Yeah, I'm not sure I gotto go listen back to what the fuck we talked about. I'm surewe said something witty enough. I've really I literally keep them like the twelve, the fourteen minutes. I don't want them to be too long because Ilistened back to him. Dude, I fucking squeeze a lot of Shit intotwelve minutes. I couldn't listen to myself for twelve minutes, Dude. That'swhy you, yeah, hired someone who...

...you hope as the same way youwant it done. Well, you like with you it's easy because you knowthe are speaking rhythm, like we have a conversation rhythm that usually messes prettywell because we've known each other. Finally, after twenty, twenty five years orso, we figured it out right. But yeah, a new person,no chance. I'm just don't shut up. And a podcast people,that's what trips me out. Pot People listen to podcast have an option tonot listen to the podcast. So I don't understand and make it seems likereally overwhelming to listen to someone like me talk about five different subjects and twelveminutes. But apparently it's working. Is the stats keep going open, upand up since I started doing it daily again. Always remember if you havea certain frequency that resonates was someone's ears. I think that's they mean. Theymay just look at you as just...

...noise and they're following sleep exactly.It just noises background noise, like Oh, that's the right tone I'm looking for, right, which is fancy because it's I I think that would bethe same reason why someone might like my voice. That I know. Imean, dude, every girl I've ever had is always said I love yourvoice, and I was just like really, oh, yeah, okay, thecloser you get to their head, like, especially at later at night, when you just your voice gets softer, like you're not yelling, or acrossthe room, like all right, really love your voice, like Ohyeah, your ste or whatever, like let me eat your pussy. Doyou love it that much? Can each pussy? Can I touch it?Yet? No, no, man, beyond that, it's it's it's outsideof the fucking bedroom. It's just like yeah, I love I'm want totalk to you on the phone and Blah, blah, blah. It's like no, no, no, I don't like talking on the phone. Yeah, are talk to me. Talk to me some more, like the classicwhat do you want me to say?...

What do you want me to say? So Awkward, just talk to me, talk to me some more, likeI don't know what to say. Read the alphabet. Hemmy, thatshampoo bottle, I'll read you the ingredients. You know, there's actually a podcastway more popular than anything we've ever worked on, and it's just twodudes from Sweden reading the Ikea Catalog. So, okay, to your point, I think you're right. I think people, some people, just listento podcast by the tones in the frequencies that they hear coming through, withouteven really listening to the words. Because I've admitted to you many times Idon't really listen to the words of songs. I don't know songs by their words, I just know them by their beats and their rhythms. Yeah,I'm I'm kind of the exact same way. I mean, especially for rock androll, I'm looking for the rhythm. Yeah, Oh, so many toI mean I definitely hum along to the words, I just don't knowwhat the words are. So if you told me somebody was a poet,I wouldn't know. I'll just say sure,...

...yeah, good music too. Butyou also turn me onto Chet Baker, you know, when I was goingthrough my whole jazz thing, which I'm still going through. I'm stillexploring Le Jazz people. Yeah, so great. Ah, love it,Dude. I love having my youtube music man. I'm telling you, II could probably sell it, but well, one second there's a giant cat outthere. That's not my straycat. Hold on once I and now backto the wall.

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