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John | Podcasting

Episode · 1 year ago

Meet Shock — My cohost from Shock and Emotions

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I was talking about my sleep hygiene and Shock changes the subject to his dick chafing from jerking off too much ... possibly with a fake vagina. Real-life pandemic lockdown problems on today's Daily Emotions.

Welcome back, it's Friday. You made it to the end of the week. This is johnny emotions and that makes this show daily emotions. So I was having my buddy gee shock come on and she shock never fails to entertain. So I was talking to him about my sleep habits and how we're getting through covid and sharing, you know, some of our struggles. So I'm talking sleep and then he just instantly shifts the topic to Chafing Dick from jacking off too much, and then it kind of goes downhill from there. Fortunately it's only like twelve thirteen minutes long. Enjoy see when you come out of those up temple goddamn numbers, man, is impossible to make those transitions. The only issues like sometimes the eight hours feels perfect amount of sleep and it sometimes it feels like not enough. HMM, Gotcha. Oh, and the...

...other thing I think I'm going through to dude is I think my my sexual urges or starting to diminish on the porn side now, diminish overall, or just you don't care about porn as much anymore. I'm not caring about porn as much anymore. But if you had a companion that you were into, you'd be into it. What do you mean? If I had a if I had a companion, I'd be into that as a companion. I'm just talking to yeah, we're over sure. So, like if you had a girlfriend who is hot to you, that was available because you guys covided together or something you befriend all time? Yeah, I just don't know where they're at. Man, I don't know. That's yeah more. That's the problem. Totally different conversation. I'm just trying to discern if your overall sex drive is weening or you just not into porn just doesn't matter that much anymore. Hum sounds like definitely the ladder. So if you had a hot chick,...

...whatever hot chick means to you, that was your girlfriend or available to yeah, you'd be fine. You'd be a sexually attracted I hope so. Goddamn it up, broke it. I hope so. I think so. I don't know. fucking horny. I'm a Horny motherfucker, like this guy. No drink at here. I was I was really, really like last week, but I'm just saying that this past week, Oh man, this is the longest I've gone in a long time. For like not having their urge to fucking SPANK will out. Yeah, I did that about three weeks ago. I didn't think anything of it. Honestly, I was just busy and my mind was preoccupied with other stuff. But I'm not busy. That's the problem. Well, HMM, I guess, but you could. Your mind can still be preoccupied with other stuff even if you're not physically busy too, like when I'm not physically busy as when my mind goes craziest. And okay,...

...yes, yes, yea, so there was. Yeah, there was a weird actually it mim was occupied. It was. It was weird, though, because I didn't noticed till like three days out and like you know what, I haven't had any exercise in like three days. Jeez, I should get so I'm like, nope, just not feeling it. Oh, man, I haven't gone that. I try not to go. I'll do a day, but man, two or three, that's hard. I though I said you went a week. I thought you said exercising. Well, that's what I call it. Oh, I didn't know that. I'm not exercising as exercising. Well, that is exercising. Know that that's exercise. No, it's not shut the fuck up. So yeah, anyway, in the context of this conversation, yes, that is what I'm referring to. So Yeah, Oh, okay, and that's kind of the way I think of it in my mind too, and that's kind of the feeling I had to because, like you know, like when you go exercise, exercise like...

...ride your bike or go for a long walk or hike or something. Right, usually I'm into it, unless I know that I'm going to a strend, you a hike, but I know I need it, then there's a slight hesitancy, but usually I like nature. But anyway, it kind of felt like that. Like well, especially when I used to jog a lot, I definitely did not like to start to jog. I liked it about ten minutes in, once you get your heart rate up and the adrenaline starts flowing, and I loved it when I finished. If that's the best feeling ever starting. Yeah, it's kind of the same way. When I was going through that little dry spell, I'm like I should get up an exercise. Like no, no, I'm sleepy, I'm just going to go to bed next morning, like should exercise. I'm like yeah, I should I'm like, Oh, I'm almost done with the shower. If I get I was gonna get dressed, you know. And then a couple days goes by, like you really have an exercise in a while? How do you know it still works? Well, of course it still works, but I mean in my mind looks like the devil and the angel on either shoulder, but...

...they're just arguing back and forth in my work and I like, if I'm like look, it works, they it's like you can just make it work like that. Shut up, I told you not to. It's like we're not exercise. And then I'm in my mind, I'm like I gotta do something. Yeah, I just it's I kind of forgetful about it, but I never really thought it was like I lost the urge because I just never was looking for the urge in my head. But I did notice missing it, kind of like if I don't get high, like sometimes like what's missing with my day? HMM, it's like three o'clock and I haven't got high. That's what it is, like. Let me smoke a little bit, smoke a little bit, like Ah, that's it, that's what I was looking for. Perfect now I'm hard now I gotta go fucking take care of that Shit. Yeah, right, right. So, yeah, I don't know. Don't be so hard in yourself. It'll be it'll be back, it will be fine. It's easy for me to say because life appears normal out here, except for lack of chicks. But I ain't chasing shit quite this moment. I haven't seen a want to chase around in the vicinity,...

...but I do so. Also some more personal shit that was going on that I haven't revealed yet. That was quite a concerning but like health, reladyship or something well regarding that area, like balls, anus, all that. Shaft. Yeah, I feel you. I mean I'm not feeling a shaft, but I feel the stress of having like ailments that I'm because I'm a hypochondriac dude. I'm always jump into the worst thing. I bought my fucking elbow and forget about it in the month later, still like bone brews and like maybe I got elbow cancer. No, man, I thinking about like jerk scars. Oh yeah, I have that too. That scars by mean like they're almost healed. They're not going to be scarred forever. Let's put it that way. I just see it. I had. I have never had those before and that's what concerned me. Oh really, it's not a frequent thing. I had them more when I was a kid, and a...

...lot of its changing up. The this is new, the lubricant, this is new, and I was kind of concerned. I think I'm like think, our old ass, fifty year old skin just gets gets the easier to bruise or something. You know what I mean. Just, yeah, damn it. You know, you also got to keep in mind I had a toy that I was messing around with too. So, oh, yeah, knows outside, who knows whether that fucking celicone rubber? You know, it was just rubbing up against it the wrong way. Hold on one second, I gotta let the straight hat out. Just pushing through. I've been doing a podcast today, like I was telling you I was going to do. I'm doing that. This will probably just this will be. Go. Yeah, this will be end up being one of them, because I'm not going to do more podcasting than this right now. So say hi, Gee Shock,...

...this is Gary, Gary Shock, everybody, everybody, we're doing a podcast right now. Well, I've been recording all this time, so you might as well say hi. So I can at least edit in a hello. Nah, Hey, what's up? Okay, so here's how I started it too. So the one I doom by myself, I just call that daily emotions. Simple enough, right. And then the one I do with you I call shocking the emotions and I put it on two separate RSS feeds. However, since I'm doing one a day, this one is going to go in my daily emotions feed. That's why I just said you gotta yes, say hide everybody like you just did. So thank you. You're welcome. Yeah, I'm not sure I got to go listen back to what the fuck we talked about. I'm sure we said something witty enough. I've really I literally keep them like the twelve, the fourteen minutes. I don't want them to be too long because I listened back to him. Dude, I fucking squeeze a lot of Shit into twelve minutes. I couldn't listen to myself for twelve minutes, Dude. That's why you, yeah, hired someone who...

...you hope as the same way you want it done. Well, you like with you it's easy because you know the are speaking rhythm, like we have a conversation rhythm that usually messes pretty well because we've known each other. Finally, after twenty, twenty five years or so, we figured it out right. But yeah, a new person, no chance. I'm just don't shut up. And a podcast people, that's what trips me out. Pot People listen to podcast have an option to not listen to the podcast. So I don't understand and make it seems like really overwhelming to listen to someone like me talk about five different subjects and twelve minutes. But apparently it's working. Is the stats keep going open, up and up since I started doing it daily again. Always remember if you have a certain frequency that resonates was someone's ears. I think that's they mean. They may just look at you as just...

...noise and they're following sleep exactly. It just noises background noise, like Oh, that's the right tone I'm looking for, right, which is fancy because it's I I think that would be the same reason why someone might like my voice. That I know. I mean, dude, every girl I've ever had is always said I love your voice, and I was just like really, oh, yeah, okay, the closer you get to their head, like, especially at later at night, when you just your voice gets softer, like you're not yelling, or across the room, like all right, really love your voice, like Oh yeah, your ste or whatever, like let me eat your pussy. Do you love it that much? Can each pussy? Can I touch it? Yet? No, no, man, beyond that, it's it's it's outside of the fucking bedroom. It's just like yeah, I love I'm want to talk to you on the phone and Blah, blah, blah. It's like no, no, no, I don't like talking on the phone. Yeah, are talk to me. Talk to me some more, like the classic what do you want me to say?...

What do you want me to say? So Awkward, just talk to me, talk to me some more, like I don't know what to say. Read the alphabet. Hemmy, that shampoo bottle, I'll read you the ingredients. You know, there's actually a podcast way more popular than anything we've ever worked on, and it's just two dudes from Sweden reading the Ikea Catalog. So, okay, to your point, I think you're right. I think people, some people, just listen to podcast by the tones in the frequencies that they hear coming through, without even really listening to the words. Because I've admitted to you many times I don't really listen to the words of songs. I don't know songs by their words, I just know them by their beats and their rhythms. Yeah, I'm I'm kind of the exact same way. I mean, especially for rock and roll, I'm looking for the rhythm. Yeah, Oh, so many to I mean I definitely hum along to the words, I just don't know what the words are. So if you told me somebody was a poet, I wouldn't know. I'll just say sure,...

...yeah, good music too. But you also turn me onto Chet Baker, you know, when I was going through my whole jazz thing, which I'm still going through. I'm still exploring Le Jazz people. Yeah, so great. Ah, love it, Dude. I love having my youtube music man. I'm telling you, I I could probably sell it, but well, one second there's a giant cat out there. That's not my straycat. Hold on once I and now back to the wall.

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